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ATTENTION Mizzou Posters Who Troll and Flame. Urgent.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 9:47 am
Posted on 11/5/12 at 9:47 am
I and other Mizzou posters are fed up with whiny posters surprised by other fans trolling and flaming Mizzou fans.
1) If you establish yourself as a troll or flamer on this site, expect yourself to be trolled and flamed by nearly everyone on here. Don't act surprised if people treat you indifferently. Don't act surprised if you receive mysterious warnings from the Admins to tone down your rhetoric. Don't be surprised if you are eventually banned by the Admins for breaking SECrant rules.
The SECrant is not your website and therefore you must abide by the rules. The Admins allow a certain level of trolling and flaming to exist for entertainment purposes. However, if you exist on here for the sole purpose of trolling and flaming other fanbases, you run a high risk of punishment.
2) Don't whine to the Mizzou Board if you feel that you're treated unfairly or poorly by posters on this site. If rhetoric gets out of hand within a thread, feel free to RA a poster. The RA function exists to notify Admins of a post review. Use it or not, that's your choice. DO NOT whine to the Mizzou Board about your grievances. Most of us don't want to hear about your problems.
3) There is a fine line between good natured witty trolling and bad trolling. A fine line between good natured flaming and bad flaming. Learn what that fine line looks like by watching more established posters. However, if you plan to be a master troll, understand that you run a higher risk of banishment.
4) If you continuously create troll threads on the rant, don't expect anyone to come to your help. You're on your own. Some of us Mizzou fans may join in your battle if we feel it is a worthy and just fight. We may not. Don't feel abandoned by the Mizzou contingent if you're left alone in a troll thread with more experienced trolls who put you to shame. This is the risk you run if you troll - you may get your arse handed to you.
5) Don't be like me. I've learned the culture of this site through mistake after mistake after mistake. I'm fortunate that I'm still allowed to post! Perhaps I'm allowed to post to help new Mizzou posters acclimate to the harsh culture of the SECrant. Perhaps my banishment is just around the corner. I don't know.
What I do know is that I've always said I don't represent Mizzou Fans. I'm a lone wolf. I have my own agenda and I'm responsible for my actions.
If you plan to troll or flame, please understand that you are on your own and at the mercy of the Admins.
Respectfully,
-Ms. Sue Kells
1) If you establish yourself as a troll or flamer on this site, expect yourself to be trolled and flamed by nearly everyone on here. Don't act surprised if people treat you indifferently. Don't act surprised if you receive mysterious warnings from the Admins to tone down your rhetoric. Don't be surprised if you are eventually banned by the Admins for breaking SECrant rules.
The SECrant is not your website and therefore you must abide by the rules. The Admins allow a certain level of trolling and flaming to exist for entertainment purposes. However, if you exist on here for the sole purpose of trolling and flaming other fanbases, you run a high risk of punishment.
2) Don't whine to the Mizzou Board if you feel that you're treated unfairly or poorly by posters on this site. If rhetoric gets out of hand within a thread, feel free to RA a poster. The RA function exists to notify Admins of a post review. Use it or not, that's your choice. DO NOT whine to the Mizzou Board about your grievances. Most of us don't want to hear about your problems.
3) There is a fine line between good natured witty trolling and bad trolling. A fine line between good natured flaming and bad flaming. Learn what that fine line looks like by watching more established posters. However, if you plan to be a master troll, understand that you run a higher risk of banishment.
4) If you continuously create troll threads on the rant, don't expect anyone to come to your help. You're on your own. Some of us Mizzou fans may join in your battle if we feel it is a worthy and just fight. We may not. Don't feel abandoned by the Mizzou contingent if you're left alone in a troll thread with more experienced trolls who put you to shame. This is the risk you run if you troll - you may get your arse handed to you.
5) Don't be like me. I've learned the culture of this site through mistake after mistake after mistake. I'm fortunate that I'm still allowed to post! Perhaps I'm allowed to post to help new Mizzou posters acclimate to the harsh culture of the SECrant. Perhaps my banishment is just around the corner. I don't know.
What I do know is that I've always said I don't represent Mizzou Fans. I'm a lone wolf. I have my own agenda and I'm responsible for my actions.
If you plan to troll or flame, please understand that you are on your own and at the mercy of the Admins.
Respectfully,
-Ms. Sue Kells
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 12:09 pm
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Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:03 pm to mizzoukills
Why don't any other teams have this kind of shite on their boards? IDGAF.
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:06 pm to BreakawayZou83
Breaks,
You need to read the MIZZOUKILLS YOUR LACK OF LEADERSHIP thread before you make snide comments.
You need to read the MIZZOUKILLS YOUR LACK OF LEADERSHIP thread before you make snide comments.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:09 pm to mizzoukills
Seems to me we only really had one major problem.
That appears to have taken care of itself.
That appears to have taken care of itself.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:19 pm to mizzoukills
Dear Mizzou kills,
This is my formal notification that I am resigning from the rant/mizzou board as a troll.
I appreciate the opportunities you gave me mizzou kills, and wish you much success in the future.
Sincerely,
MizzouSEC
This is my formal notification that I am resigning from the rant/mizzou board as a troll.
I appreciate the opportunities you gave me mizzou kills, and wish you much success in the future.
Sincerely,
MizzouSEC
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:25 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:32 pm to SoCalMIZ
MS2,
Don't take it personal buddy. This is a notification for everyone to read. If you noticed, I include myself in that too.
However, it's good rant advice to live by.
Yours truly,
Zou Animal
Don't take it personal buddy. This is a notification for everyone to read. If you noticed, I include myself in that too.
However, it's good rant advice to live by.
Yours truly,
Zou Animal
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:34 pm to SoCalMIZ
Killz, I'm speechless......no really. I guess I was expecting something abit more brutal. Not disappointed, supprised. Yeh can't be using the line where the gloves are off and barefist stuff without spilling some damn blood!
But I will accept you input as is. I do think we need to back each other up if things get really bad though. Pack mantality.
Thanks.
But I will accept you input as is. I do think we need to back each other up if things get really bad though. Pack mantality.
Thanks.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:41 pm to jafo
I feel like all this bullshite is some kind of troll quite honestly.
One idiot is causing an awful lot of drama...
One idiot is causing an awful lot of drama...
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:43 pm to jafo
I'll go to war too if the fight is just. But don't expect me to show up if we're the ones being flat out stupid.
As far as the Bluegrass Belle thread...I was in there fighting the fight harder than most. Got her to actually admit that she was defeated.
That was enough for me.
I looked at her admission of defeat as a "win" in my column and a loss in her column, so I promptly left the thread to make some jalapeno popcorn and bask in my victory.
That's how I roll.
As far as the Bluegrass Belle thread...I was in there fighting the fight harder than most. Got her to actually admit that she was defeated.
That was enough for me.
I looked at her admission of defeat as a "win" in my column and a loss in her column, so I promptly left the thread to make some jalapeno popcorn and bask in my victory.
That's how I roll.
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:44 pm to kilo
Ya at this point I'm just like who cares. 
Hopefully bball season is more fruitful for us than this god awful football season has been.
Hopefully bball season is more fruitful for us than this god awful football season has been.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:46 pm to FightTigers
Oh, we've been trolled for certain. But I felt the urge to respond with a Magnum Opus of Mizzoukillz Expectations just in case.
I'm making it clear what people should expect from me going forward.
I fight my own fight and I'll arrive to help fight the Mizzou fight if I feel it is just.
I'm making it clear what people should expect from me going forward.
I fight my own fight and I'll arrive to help fight the Mizzou fight if I feel it is just.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:48 pm to mizzoukills
Mizzou2012SEC or whatever his name is needs to be perma banned.
Its time for him to go.
Its time for him to go.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 12:48 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
jalapeno popcorn
Tell me more. Was this a microwave ready variant? Does this taste like Jalapeno Potato Chips?
Sounds bombtastic.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 1:08 pm to SoCalMIZ
I never eat microwave popcorn. It's terrible for you and I'm not even certain it's real.
I use an old fashioned stove top popcorn popper from Bass Pro. Pour in a little vegetable oil. Throw in some jalapeno slices from a jar of sliced peppers. Dash of salt and cayenne pepper. Let simmer and cook for a few minutes.
Then pour in the popcorn kernels and allow to pop. Best popcorn in the world.
If you don't have one of these, I'd ask for one for Christmas! Best guy gift ever.
I use an old fashioned stove top popcorn popper from Bass Pro. Pour in a little vegetable oil. Throw in some jalapeno slices from a jar of sliced peppers. Dash of salt and cayenne pepper. Let simmer and cook for a few minutes.
Then pour in the popcorn kernels and allow to pop. Best popcorn in the world.
If you don't have one of these, I'd ask for one for Christmas! Best guy gift ever.
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 1:16 pm to mizzoukills
I will try this. I'm a spicy food addict.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 1:20 pm to SoCalMIZ
SolCal,
omg....where do you get some of your emoticons? it seems like you are actually creating them. talk about getting a message acrosss, without saying a word!
I am going to do a search for emoticon directory/ guide out there on the Internet.
omg....where do you get some of your emoticons? it seems like you are actually creating them. talk about getting a message acrosss, without saying a word!
I am going to do a search for emoticon directory/ guide out there on the Internet.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 1:23 pm to SoCalMIZ
No joke, SoCal, if you try this you'll never make or eat popcorn any other way again!
I'm a spicy food fanatic and as Oprah would say, this is one of my favorite things!
If or when you buy one of these poppers, you pour in just enough oil to cover the entire bottom of the popper. Then you will throw in about 10 jalapeno slices and let them simmer in the oil until they appear cooked. This will allow the hot oils of the jalapenos to distribute evenly in the oil.
Then pour in enough kernels to create a single layer within the oil. Allow to pop.
I'm a spicy food fanatic and as Oprah would say, this is one of my favorite things!
If or when you buy one of these poppers, you pour in just enough oil to cover the entire bottom of the popper. Then you will throw in about 10 jalapeno slices and let them simmer in the oil until they appear cooked. This will allow the hot oils of the jalapenos to distribute evenly in the oil.
Then pour in enough kernels to create a single layer within the oil. Allow to pop.
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 1:27 pm to Bogie00
quote:
it seems like you are actually creating them
I take no credit for any of these. I lack the skill and/or time to make them. I just Google things like
annoyed gif
stupid gif
bang head gif
There are more, but I find myself using these 3 search keywords the most lately.
Kills, I'll be trying this soon. Gotta get one of those old fashioned cookers first. I agree about microwave popcorn. It was awesome back in the '80s though. That shite puffed up like magic corn!
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 1:40 pm to SoCalMIZ
quote:
It was awesome back in the '80s though. That shite puffed up like magic corn!
And so did the tumors from hours and hours of staring at magic corn pop inside of the microwave.
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