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re: Hear Ye all of the SEC Rant !!!!

Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:02 am to
Posted by AUCatfish
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:02 am to
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Would AU take the Grindmaster?


Only after he says they will take him out of Starkville in a pine box.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:03 am to
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So where is Dan going????????????????????????

He makes $2.6 mil has new facilities/offices opening in January, and is loved by his fan base.



I don't know, but it's always better to sell while you are ahead at a school that has traditionally been behind. Especially if you are getting ready to face sanctions.
Posted by AUCatfish
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:04 am to
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I fapped again.


You are going to injure yourself this season. Might want to make an appointment with Dr. James Andrews, see about getting Tommy John surgery.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:04 am to
They have hands free fapping machines, you know.
Posted by speckledtrout
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:04 am to
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I don't know, but it's always better to sell while you are ahead at a school that has traditionally been behind. Especially if you are getting ready to face sanctions.



Great point about MooState receiving crippling sanctions.

Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:05 am to
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Especially if you are getting ready to face sanctions.


We are getting what South Carolina got 2-3 scholarships for 2 years.

You act as if we are getting a bowl ban and losing 25 scholarships
Posted by AUCatfish
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:05 am to
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They have hands free fapping machines, you know.


NBama strikes me as old school, probably feels that the Bear wouldn't use some fancy contraption, why should he?
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:05 am to
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crippling sanctions


LINK????
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:07 am to
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We are getting what South Carolina got 2-3 scholarships for 2 years.


I didn't know they had ruled.
Posted by speckledtrout
Birmingham, AL
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:08 am to
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crippling sanctions


You're going to have to trust me on this.

Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:10 am to
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NBama strikes me as old school, probably feels that the Bear wouldn't use some fancy contraption, why should he?


Well even Alabama upgraded their facilities. If he's fapping that much, and he can avoid carpal tunnel with an automated fapper, why wouldn't he?


Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:13 am to
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So where is Dan going???????????????????????? 

He makes $2.6 mil has new facilities/offices opening in January, and is loved by his fan base. 


You cant outbid a real school if one really wants him...
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:13 am to
I left my desk for a minute, and y'alls conversation has me rolling.



I am the "Chesterfield" of fapping. Old school.
Posted by AUCatfish
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:16 am to
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I am the "Chesterfield" of fapping. Old school.


Is there some kind of "Junction Boys" training camp that one needs to attend?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:16 am to
Such a stoic fapper. At least Bear got a woman to do it when he could. You are the Amos Alonzo Stagg of fappers.
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:17 am to
No water and 2 salt tablets when finished.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:20 am to
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No water and 2 salt tablets when finished.


We'll just call you the source of the Dead Sea.
Posted by I Love You Penny
Starkville, MS
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:20 am to
You're right, I guess we will just have to trust you. Historically, anonymous message board posters are the most credible sources of NCAA investigations, especially when it comes to other schools in the conference.

Troll hard, bro.
Posted by speckledtrout
Birmingham, AL
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:24 am to
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I Love You Penny



Who is Penny and do you have pics?
Posted by I Love You Penny
Starkville, MS
Member since Jul 2012
34 posts
Posted on 10/8/12 at 11:28 am to
Only the most important female television character in the history of the medium.

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