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Class is in session. Grinding 101...

Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:19 am
Posted by sharpSee
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:19 am
Based on the heavy activity in our Grind Threads as of late, I realized there are probably a lot of closet Grinders who are scared to show their true Grind or just don't know where to start. Well, here is your chance SEC Rant.

I present to you the Grinding 101 course curriculum. Feel free to suggest an instructor lead class and I may add it to the schedule

----Class Syllabus----

Prerequisites:
PC w/ Internet or Library Account(See Rebman601 about signing up for the public access pcs)
Tigerdroppings.com Active Account

Class Schedule:
Day 1: The History of Grinding by TDs & Beer

Day 2: How to ask the SECRant a question whilst Grinding on them by Al Bundy Bulldog

Day 3: Grinding Efficiently. How to Grind in 5 words or less by Slippery Slope

Day 4: DCReb and Rebman trying to #flagshit your Grind Thread? Ripping Throats and fricking shite Up by NIH

Day 5: Proper technique of starting Chizik Hotseat Threads by heartbreakTiger

Day 6: The Art of Derailing a pankReb Anti-Grind Thread by Klongdawg

Day 7: Grinding as a Lifestyle by Requiem for a Dawg

Day 8: Hotty Boddy Grind. How to Grind on Oxford co-eds by deltaland

Day 9: How to Grind and Still Be Loved by CoonassBulldog

Day 10: How you can achieve early Grindsess by engie with special presentation by Mullen3:16

Day 11: How to Grind like a Lady but Drink Like a Man by TigerPox with a webcam session from MsCTG

Day 12: Physical Fitness Appreciation with NIH(don't wear sweatpants)

Day 13: Can I Fap to This? with Slope

Homework:
LINK
LINK

Pop Quizzes on homework material can happen daily.

NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED...

This post was edited on 8/23/12 at 11:18 am
Posted by mwlewis
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:20 am to
Thats a big pic
This post was edited on 8/23/12 at 10:21 am
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:21 am to
Posted by sharpSee
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:21 am to
Yeah, frickin Walken pic. I need to edit
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:21 am to
Pic too small. Can't see it on these tiny library screens.
Posted by LBC
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:22 am to
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Day 2: How to ask the SECRant a question whilst Grinding on them by Al Bundy Bulldog

That is so funny AND true.

Probably needs to be a 3 day course though.
This post was edited on 8/23/12 at 10:23 am
Posted by 17theBears
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:23 am to
Posted by Rox
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:23 am to


I like this, sharpSee. Grind on, brah.
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:24 am to
I got really confused when I clicked on the Homework link.

Then I lol'd.
Posted by sharpSee
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:25 am to
Alright. Maybe I can get some work done today
Posted by LSUNV
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:25 am to
Day 11: Coping with 5th place in SEC west grinding by Dan Merlins

This post was edited on 8/23/12 at 10:30 am
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:27 am to
We've already got a class on Day 10.

Read the syllabus asshat.
Posted by jumbo
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:27 am to
love it
Posted by sharpSee
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:28 am to
quote:

LSUNV


Not much Grind in this post. This class would be perfect for you.
Posted by 12
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:29 am to
I'm a Bama fan, but I have always wanted to learn how to grind. Can I still enroll? Do I have to pay out of state tuition? TIA.
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:31 am to
quote:

I'm a Bama fan, but I have always wanted to learn how to grind. Can I still enroll? Do I have to pay out of state tuition? TIA.


Excellent question.

With a scholarship fund in the billions, we can literally make your out-of-state tuition disappear.

Can't make it to campus? Not a problem. Grind U offers an extensive array of accredited online courses.
Posted by Mullen3:16
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Day 10: How you can achieve early Grindsess by engie with special presentation by Mullen3:16


Do I need to put on clothes for this?
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Not much Grind in this post. This class would be perfect for you.


I'll stick with the woodshed tactics 101
Posted by LBC
Member since Jul 2012
3370 posts
Posted on 8/23/12 at 10:32 am to
quote:



Do I need to put on clothes for this?


Just put on a shirt and teleconference. Don't stand up though
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