re: For the rest of the SEC, we don't want John L Smith we want Bobby

In all seriousness, Skip, I suggest getting some therapy.

You might think it is too expensive or that you don't need it. Well, I can guarantee you that you need it.

Do you ever go to Starbucks? Hell, $3.50/day is over $100 in a month. That's enough to pay for your own coffee, and also pay for one therapy session at some clinics.

Give up cable, or cook a few more meals at home per month. Next thing you know, you will have eliminated $300.00 or so from your monthly expenses. That is money you can spend on a therapist.

Hope that helps. Please seek some guidance. I have a lot of confidence in psychotherapy, so I am sure they can even straighten your crazy arse out.