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re: SEC Team = Country | Why?
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:19 am to Indfanfromcol
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:19 am to Indfanfromcol
LSU= Brazil: oil, beautiful women, decent athletes and they know how to party.
Alabama = USA,they will forever believe they're the best even the years they aren't
Auburn= Canada, little brother syndrome
Ole Miss= Ireland, don't call their whiskey scotch
Miss St= Scotland, don't call their scotch irish whiskey
Arkansas= Cuba, once a problem for Bama, but now they've turned into nat on a bull's arse
Texas A&M= Texas, plain and simple. Whether they're a country or an SEC team yet or not, they believe they are.
Tennessee= Russia, once a super power turned into somewhat of an afterthought
Florida= China, a sleeping giant with internal problems despite having so much potential due to location and size
Georgia= England, once a great country. Lost a lot of steam from recruits/people going to the US/Bama. Still have fine women, so who cares
South Carolina= Germany, under a tyrant/dictator, they're great.
Kentucky= Mexico, they have two things they do well: drugs and soccer, much like Kentucky with basketball and baseball.
Vanderbilt= United Arab Emirates (Dubai), they have the smarts and money to probably take everyone out. They just worry about their bank account.
Mizzou= Greenland/Antarctica , the winters are too damn cold for the rest of us.
Alabama = USA,they will forever believe they're the best even the years they aren't
Auburn= Canada, little brother syndrome
Ole Miss= Ireland, don't call their whiskey scotch
Miss St= Scotland, don't call their scotch irish whiskey
Arkansas= Cuba, once a problem for Bama, but now they've turned into nat on a bull's arse
Texas A&M= Texas, plain and simple. Whether they're a country or an SEC team yet or not, they believe they are.
Tennessee= Russia, once a super power turned into somewhat of an afterthought
Florida= China, a sleeping giant with internal problems despite having so much potential due to location and size
Georgia= England, once a great country. Lost a lot of steam from recruits/people going to the US/Bama. Still have fine women, so who cares
South Carolina= Germany, under a tyrant/dictator, they're great.
Kentucky= Mexico, they have two things they do well: drugs and soccer, much like Kentucky with basketball and baseball.
Vanderbilt= United Arab Emirates (Dubai), they have the smarts and money to probably take everyone out. They just worry about their bank account.
Mizzou= Greenland/Antarctica , the winters are too damn cold for the rest of us.
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Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:34 am to FatDrunknStupid
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England
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Still have fine women
Although, both Athens's and England's per capita production of good music is astounding.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 4:09 pm to FatDrunknStupid
Seriously, Ireland? I mean come on. Ole Miss was good a long time ago and is a victim more of itself than any outside influence. More like France than Ireland. All they have in Ireland is rain, potatoes, and alcohol.
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