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re: IM not sure Missou is ready to join the SEC
Posted on 6/21/12 at 8:00 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Posted on 6/21/12 at 8:00 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
I like the way we used to do it in the olden days. When people argue because they realize that appeal to nostalgia only works if you are a million years old, I try to distract them. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Posted on 6/21/12 at 9:50 pm to BamaNixon
BamNixon,
This it's my new favorite post.
This it's my new favorite post.
Posted on 6/22/12 at 7:16 am to BamaNixon
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