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re: Now that they're in the SEC, are Mizzou fans going to make an attempt...

Posted on 2/26/12 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 2/26/12 at 6:06 pm to
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Spend 99 cents on a can of starch and spend 3 minutes ironing a shirt.



I don't own a single jersey but this might be the gayest thing I have ever read. No man should ever, ever own an iron or a can of starch. Either your girlfriend/wife does it for you or it does not get done at all.
Posted by busey
First Coast, Florida
Member since Feb 2010
22958 posts
Posted on 2/26/12 at 6:07 pm to
I agree. I don't iron shite and I think I manage to look just fine.

Nothing a couple minutes in the dryer with a damp rag can't fix.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85916 posts
Posted on 2/26/12 at 6:08 pm to
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I don't own a single jersey but this might be the gayest thing I have ever read. No man should ever, ever own an iron or a can of starch. Either your girlfriend/wife does it for you or it does not get done at all.


Screw that. Dry cleaners, brah.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 2/26/12 at 6:08 pm to
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I don't own a single jersey but this might be the gayest thing I have ever read. No man should ever, ever own an iron or a can of starch. Either your girlfriend/wife does it for you or it does not get done at all.



frick yeah!!!11!!11 fricking Alpha Male up in this bitch!!!11!11!LOOKING PRESENTABLE IS FOR HOMOS

This post was edited on 2/26/12 at 6:11 pm
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 2/26/12 at 6:11 pm to
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No man should ever, ever own an iron


and if that bitch aint home to cook I'M GOING frickIN HUNGRY!
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112932 posts
Posted on 2/26/12 at 6:23 pm to
i own an iron breh. can't be wrinkled going into work
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 2/26/12 at 6:30 pm to
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I don't own a single jersey but this might be the gayest thing I have ever read. No man should ever, ever own an iron or a can of starch. Either your girlfriend/wife does it for you or it does not get done at all.



When I read this, it makes me think of an insecure douche who overcompensates because he is in the closet/has a gay brother.
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