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re: Alabama Championship Celebration details?

Posted on 1/20/12 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 1/20/12 at 8:49 pm to
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Sam's Club is shaving off another cent on premium, and a morbidly obese woman will lay in the parking lot on a custom-made table with stirrups and slough out filling for the victory egg rolls. Bring your own sauce packets.

Related, "stirrup" will be used as a verb a lot, so get ready. Erections next to the photograph WILL be tolerated, unlike those Auburn Nazis who made you go soft to go all in with the photo.


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