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re: Updyke refuses plea deal
Posted on 1/20/12 at 7:55 pm to krimsuntater
Posted on 1/20/12 at 7:55 pm to krimsuntater
Make him pay $180,000. If he gets Scam Newton to cover the charge and admit to cheating, each of them get $100,000,000 from the Alabama government. If he doesn't? Then a Harvey Updike statue goes where one Toomer's tree was, and a Bear statue on the other.
Each of them get double if he gets someone to come forward with proof of Nick Saban's eBay recruiting scam at LSU.
Triple it. No. 100 billion if they can produce a gay sex tape of Tim Tebow.
Each of them get double if he gets someone to come forward with proof of Nick Saban's eBay recruiting scam at LSU.
Triple it. No. 100 billion if they can produce a gay sex tape of Tim Tebow.
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Posted on 1/20/12 at 8:04 pm to TeLeFaWx
Your post is further proof that conference expansion was a bad idea.
Posted on 1/20/12 at 8:10 pm to TeLeFaWx
Does your mother still wake you up in the morning?
Posted on 1/20/12 at 8:12 pm to TeLeFaWx
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*SEC sitting alone at a booth in a empty diner*
*aTm walks through the door and sits down across the booth*
"Hey, SEC...why haven't you been answering my calls?"
*aTm reaches across table to touch SEC's hand, but SEC pulls away*
"It isn't going to work."
*SEC looks at aTm, then leaves the diner without looking back*
"Why, SEC? WHHHHYYYY?"
*aTm buries its head in its hand*
END SCENE
*SEC sitting alone at a booth in a empty diner*
*aTm walks through the door and sits down across the booth*
"Hey, SEC...why haven't you been answering my calls?"
*aTm reaches across table to touch SEC's hand, but SEC pulls away*
"It isn't going to work."
*SEC looks at aTm, then leaves the diner without looking back*
"Why, SEC? WHHHHYYYY?"
*aTm buries its head in its hand*
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