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Terrible jokes said among LSU/Bama fans lately
Posted on 1/5/12 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 1/5/12 at 5:39 pm
Have any of y'all heard any hilarious/terrible jokes about the big game? Here's a contribution from my facebook newsfeed.
"BREAKING NEWS! University of Alabama practice was suspended for 2 hrs today when a player discovered a white substance on the field. The coach called the police and after a complete analysis, experts determined the unknown white substance was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after a special agent determined the team was unlikely to come in contact with it again!! Geaux Tigers!!!!"
"BREAKING NEWS! University of Alabama practice was suspended for 2 hrs today when a player discovered a white substance on the field. The coach called the police and after a complete analysis, experts determined the unknown white substance was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after a special agent determined the team was unlikely to come in contact with it again!! Geaux Tigers!!!!"
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Posted on 1/5/12 at 5:41 pm to OBReb6
What do you call a bama fan with two brain cells??
Pregnant!
What do you call a shitty football team??
Ole miss
Pregnant!
What do you call a shitty football team??
Ole miss
Posted on 1/5/12 at 5:41 pm to OBReb6
I don't get it. Did LSU score a super-secret touchdown I'm not aware of in the last game?
Posted on 1/5/12 at 5:44 pm to BamaNixon
Its called a joke, lighten up a little
Posted on 1/5/12 at 5:44 pm to BamaNixon
9-6 raahhhhl tooood!
Posted on 1/5/12 at 5:56 pm to BamaNixon
who needs a touchdown against bama? all you really need is an excuse meter and a ham sandwich and you're on your way to victory.
Posted on 1/5/12 at 6:00 pm to OBReb6
It takes a special kind of football fan to be a gump
To greet each breaking morning with "Roll Tide!"
To truly comprehend them we must peer inside their heads,
There's plenty room, so take a look inside.
In war the victor is the side that shoots more bullets,
It doesn't matter if they lose the battle though.
And their best farmer is the one who plants the most seeds
Inconsequential is if they all fail to grow
They win in basketball if their team is the tallest
Even if they miss on every single shot
The fastest car's the one that's got the biggest engine
Despite the fact it can't get out the parking lot.
To win debates there you need only scream the loudest
Even if gibberish is the only thing you say
They rate their movies on the number of explosions,
So best director in their minds is Michael Bay.
I hope this little ditty has been most enlightening,
I hope the Tide you may now better understand
So when they say they really beat us in November
Just pat their heads, 'cause hey, they're just a Bama fan.
This post was edited on 1/5/12 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 1/5/12 at 6:01 pm to fr33manator
Frank Wilson should be fired
Posted on 1/5/12 at 6:05 pm to memphisplaya
Bama kicker tried to commit suicide and missed.
Bama kicker tried to commit suicide and couldn't kick the chair out from under himself.
Bama kicker tried to commit suicide and couldn't kick the chair out from under himself.
Posted on 1/5/12 at 6:06 pm to JackTheTiger
Posted on 1/5/12 at 6:11 pm to OBReb6
How does a gump mom tell when her daughter's on the rag?
Her son's dick tastes like blood
Her son's dick tastes like blood
This post was edited on 1/5/12 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 1/5/12 at 6:15 pm to OBReb6
How do you make a Bama fan cry?
You murder his entire family.
You murder his entire family.
Posted on 1/5/12 at 6:22 pm to Slippery Slope
Posted on 1/5/12 at 6:29 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
Hey Bama,
It's a goalpost,
Get Over It!
It's a goalpost,
Get Over It!
Posted on 1/5/12 at 7:11 pm to bamaatlsu
Some of these jokes are pretty good actually. Especially the one about the kicker suicide.
I saw the dumbest shite on Facebook the other day:
To be a Bama fan you have to say "Roll Tide!" And, roll has two "L's" That stands for lose, lose.
I saw the dumbest shite on Facebook the other day:
To be a Bama fan you have to say "Roll Tide!" And, roll has two "L's" That stands for lose, lose.
Posted on 1/5/12 at 8:34 pm to Crimsonpanther13
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I saw the dumbest shite on Facebook the other day:
To be a Bama fan you have to say "Roll Tide!" And, roll has two "L's" That stands for lose, lose.
I think the proper joke is:
You can't spell Roll Tide without 2 L's.
Posted on 1/5/12 at 8:42 pm to PokerPlayingTiger
An Alabama fan is at a cocktail party. he sees a man wearing a class ring with a large blue stone in the middle. "Whar'd jew go to school?" the Bama fan asks... "Yale" the man replied. The Bama fan tried again "WHAR'D JEW GO TO SCHOOL?"
Posted on 1/5/12 at 8:52 pm to USMC DAWG
I don't get it 
Posted on 1/5/12 at 9:23 pm to BrocraticMethod
quote:Not surprised one bit.
I don't get it
Why are Bama fans always pissed off?
They're still mad Forrest Gump didn't win the Heisman.
Posted on 1/5/12 at 9:33 pm to OBReb6
What's harder than beating Bama twice?
Beating LSU once.
Beating LSU once.
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