re: Longhorn Rumor Mill: Saban to be offered

You do realize that Hail to the Chiz was responding to the following post when he said his "sources tell me this rumor is accurate" don't you? You aren't very bright are you?


"I'm calling BS on this report. I just got back from South Africa where I've been studying black magic. The natives let me borrow some of the local herbs and while under a euphoric trance it was revealed to me that Nick Saban will finish coaching at the University of Alabama, then die via drowning in "the lake" in his Ford truck."