re: Third Saturday in October

No, man, no. Don't fall into the trap that people fall into so often around the Internet. They're so anxious to use a cool new U MAD macro that they whip 'em out at the wrong times.

The best time to drop it on someone is when they really are mad. They get called on it and go into full denial mode, but in actuality, the macro increases their mad quotient by a multiple of at least fifteen or twenty.

Bonus points if they explode into profanity at you or tell you that the very premise of the U MAD macro is overused or trite. A sure-fire sign of mad, and that you've won.