31.Is your first name a last name?
32.How much longer before Bobby Lowder gets indicted for costing the American taxpayers $3 billion?
33.How do you feel about beautiful coeds in black sun dresses yelling "Cocks"?
34.How much money, hypothetically, would you have offered Cam Newton?
35.How much experience do you have with herbicides and pesticides?
36.How much dirt can you dig up on your rival and how fast can you get that information to the NCAA?
37.Does your town have more Waffle Houses than Starbucks?
38.Did Bandit & the Snowman have to drive through your state to get the Coors for Big Enos?
39.Even though Reveille would be the SEC’s only true bitch, how would she defeat Uga, Bully and Smokey in a Battle Royale? Assume it’s a late fall cage match so she can’t use her speed nor will the opponents die of heat stroke.
40.Red eye or sawmill gravy?
41.Do you have a water polo or field hockey team? (If yes, the ends your application and we’ll be in touch. If no, proceed to next question.)
42.Which do you find more representative of your university: Colonel Sanders or The Rothschilds?
43.How many national championships do you want to celebrate?
44.Does your school Love the Lord enough to pay for new churches if your players parents happen to be in ministry?
45.Is ‘barbeque’ a noun or verb?
46.What is a "hokie"? (test question for future application)
47.Have you ever had a lawyer research loopholes in your school's tailgating rules.
48.Is your stadium the 5th largest 'city' in the state 8 Saturdays in the fall?
49. Are you okay with the commissioner throwing you under the bus to cover up a pay to play?
50.Can you spell Mississippi? (don't worry, neither can we)
51.Can you correctly identify a piece of YellaWood?
52.Bourbon is to the SEC as milk is to (a) Babies, (b) The Big Ten, (c) The ACC, (d) All of the above
53.Does your stadium become the second-largest city.... during the spring football game?
54.Does your school's Greek system have more members than an average D-III school's student body?
55.Can you insult fellow conference members w/ burning hate yet find the will to chant "SEC" after beating an ACC team?
56.The SEC's greatest Heisman Trophy winner is (a) Danny Wuerffel, (b) Tim Tebow, (c) Cam Newton or (d) Forrest Gump.
57.How do you really feel about Golden Flake and Texas Pete?
58.Have you ever lost a bowl game to Ohio State?
59.Fill in the blank: The War of ____ Aggression
60.Texans have seemed to forgotten how fellow southern states bailed their arse out after the Alamo fiasco, will A&M ever forget that we bailed them out of the Big 12?