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Battle Royale of SEC mascots (Updated 7/22: Battlefield Details Added)
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:06 pm
using live mascots of each school in a caged ring the size of an endzone here is how I see the order of survival (1 lasting longest, 12 dying first)
ETA: several have asked so: there is a small pond inside the cage located in the SW corner and taking up about 15% of the battlefield. it is less than 5 feet deep.
Also the cage has a height of 40 feet and the bars are so close together nothing can fly in or out. there are no trees, Harvey killed them all.
1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Gator
5. Bama Elephant
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Gamecock
9. War Eagle
10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
ETA: several have asked so: there is a small pond inside the cage located in the SW corner and taking up about 15% of the battlefield. it is less than 5 feet deep.
Also the cage has a height of 40 feet and the bars are so close together nothing can fly in or out. there are no trees, Harvey killed them all.
1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Gator
5. Bama Elephant
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Gamecock
9. War Eagle
10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
This post was edited on 7/22/11 at 10:19 am
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:07 pm to Latarian
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9. War Eagle
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
Just like everything else, Bama wins this too. Seriously? Nothing fricks with a grown bull elephant.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
I think the Commodore would check out much faster...
EDIT: Wait, does he carry a sword?
EDIT: Wait, does he carry a sword?
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
Smokey would outlast UGA. That damn dog cant outlast daily breathing...
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
War Eagle could just fly until everyone else died except one
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
Tigers will eat everything on that list, especially a fricking pig 
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:09 pm to Latarian
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Battle Royale of SEC mascots
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Tusk the Razorback
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:10 pm to Latarian
Doesn't UT have some dude with a musket handling Smokey?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:10 pm to Latarian
1. Mike the Tiger
2. Tusk the Razorback
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Bama Elephant
5. Gator
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Bully
9. Uga
10. Smokey
11. Gamecock
12. War Eagle
2. Tusk the Razorback
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Bama Elephant
5. Gator
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Bully
9. Uga
10. Smokey
11. Gamecock
12. War Eagle
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:11 pm to Latarian
1. The Commodore - would have a gun
2. War Eagle - Can fly to get away.
3. Elephant
4. Bear
5. Tiger
6. Gator
7. Razorback
8. Bulldog
9. Wildcat
10. Gamecock
11. Smokey
2. War Eagle - Can fly to get away.
3. Elephant
4. Bear
5. Tiger
6. Gator
7. Razorback
8. Bulldog
9. Wildcat
10. Gamecock
11. Smokey
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:12 pm to Latarian
Considering Tennessee's mascot is actually a dude with a gun, I'm going to have to move him up the list. And a bear or pig ain't fricking with a full grown alligator, hoss.
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:13 pm to Latarian
Seriously? A full grown elephant would not have much of a problem with any of these. Not sure any of the others would even approach the elephant without significant numbers.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:14 pm to Latarian
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1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Gator
5. Bama Elephant
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Gamecock
9. War Eagle
10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
A Chicken? You really think a damn chicken can whip a dog, even that mut from Tenn.
My english bulldog catches and kills rabbits in my backyard and she is 6 yrs old.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:14 pm to Latarian
1. Bama Elephant
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Gator
4. Rebel Black Bear
5. Tusk the Razorback
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. War Eagle
9. Uga/MSU bulldog (T)
11.Smokey
12.Gamecock
2 and 3 would switch if close to/in the water (Mike wouldn't stand a chance in a real swamp)
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Gator
4. Rebel Black Bear
5. Tusk the Razorback
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. War Eagle
9. Uga/MSU bulldog (T)
11.Smokey
12.Gamecock
2 and 3 would switch if close to/in the water (Mike wouldn't stand a chance in a real swamp)
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:18 pm to Latarian
What is the size of the cage?
What if the cage is too small that you can't get a full grown elephant in there? Does that mean you have a full grown tiger vs. a baby elephant?
What if the cage is too small that you can't get a full grown elephant in there? Does that mean you have a full grown tiger vs. a baby elephant?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:21 pm to Latarian
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10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
Last I checked UGA's dogs were dying off quicker than ours
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:26 pm to Latarian
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1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:26 pm to Latarian
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1. Tusk the Razorback
Mike and Rebel would pull him apart like Chef.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:35 pm to Latarian
Please explain how the hog kills a freaking tiger, bear, gator and big arse elephant.
1. Elephant
2. Tiger
3. Gator
4. Black Bear
5. Razorback
6. Commodore
7. Wildcat
8. War Eagle
9. Gamecock
10. UGA
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
1. Elephant
2. Tiger
3. Gator
4. Black Bear
5. Razorback
6. Commodore
7. Wildcat
8. War Eagle
9. Gamecock
10. UGA
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
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