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re: Battle Royale of SEC mascots (Updated 7/22: Battlefield Details Added)

Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7285 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Tigah32


Leave 'em alone, they paid good money to have three mascots.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:42 pm to
An Elephant, 2 Tigers, a Boar, a Bear, and a gator will rip apart an old arse naval officer and a wannabe trapper with a single shot muzzle loader.

Uga would go into cardiac arrest upon hearing he was going to participate in a battle royal.
Posted by MattFlynnRox
Bouvet Island
Member since Sep 2007
3795 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:42 pm to
Poisoned Corndog...you're all fricked.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:45 pm to
Tusk wouldnt eat a corndog bc thats like pig cannabalism
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7285 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Tusk wouldnt eat a corndog bc thats like pig cannabalism


Tell the truth! It's because you're an islamic terrorist!
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Heeere piggy piggy




man that was a young tiger and it just chomped up that pig big time
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:51 pm to
What if I told you that Tusk was really a Hog/Porcupine hybrid?

You are all fuct.
Posted by flomacanes
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
2760 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:55 pm to
1. Bama Elephant tramples all over everyone then dares that fricking bird to come get some.
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:56 pm
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22031 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:56 pm to
COME AT ME BRO.

I have to say a wild boar ranks up there as one of the meanest mother frickers in the world.



This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7285 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Rebelgator


Osama Ben Hogin?
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Osama Ben Hogin?



Nah I think he was more into goats.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:03 pm to
would you frick wit dis?

This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

1. Bama Elephant tramples all over everyone then dares that fricking bird to come get some.


I shite on your fat elephant
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

9. War Eagle


Posted by BoynamedLeslie
Member since May 2011
203 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

1. Tusk the Razorback


Are you serious? Gators and Tigers are their natural predators.

Plus an Elephant is practically a huge hog that can only be gang killed.

SEC Schools with actual live mascots:

1. War Eagle (can just fly over everything looking like a badass might pick up uga or `a gamecock)
2. Mike would kill everything but couldn't reach the eagle
3. Tusk
4.Smokey
5.Bulldogs
6.Gamecock
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7285 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:06 pm to
You really went with Bebop
Posted by pabgolf
baton rouge
Member since Dec 2009
1901 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:06 pm to
All pigs, especially r-kansas pigs and their fans are full of the dumb arse.....if being stupid wins, r-kansas to the top
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:07 pm to



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