To the Florida fans 98-2006 in Knoxville:
Sorry for being an obnoxious redneck telling you to drown yourself in the swamp when you get back to Gainesville, for hitting the guy in the Javon Kearse jersey with a full beer while we drove down 17th Ave in 2002, and for punching off a side mirror of an Expedition with a Gators flag on it after the game in 2006.

To the old Bama fan who cussed me out as a 6 year old outside Legion Field:
Sorry for throwing a fit and hating your school for the rest of my life. I wish I could have taken a bat to your face. But I smiled and laughed at your stupid fanbase after the first play from scrimmage that night.

To the Bama fan in 2008 in Baton Rouge:
Sorry I ripped off your rear window wiper blade off your car. You were parked in front of my apartment and have hated you since the incident above.

To the Auburn fan at Sky Bar during last year's LSU game:
Screw you and your damn pom-pom you kept waving in my face. I Sorry you didn't step outside to handle it when I told you I was going to kick your arse.

To the UNC fan I almost fought after season opener last year:
Sorry for being a douche. That one was on me. Thanks for keeping your head. I barely remember even being there.

To the Oregon fans in Dallas:
Sorry for cussing at several of you. I apologized to one fan once I saw his son there. Sorry to the couple who I told not to fumble their plate when in line for breakfest the next morning. I enjoyed watching you cringe and hang your head in shame and disappointment so it was worth it.

ETA: first post, I know. Long time reader and have waited for good chance to introduce myself to the Rant.