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Why I'm rooting for Alabama

Posted on 11/26/10 at 1:32 am
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
86577 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 1:32 am
- Tuscaloosa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Auburn

- The Quick Grill

- Bammers have all their teeth

- They haven't paid players since 96
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 1:36 am to
quote:

- They haven't paid players since 99


FIFY


Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
86577 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 1:37 am to
Close enough
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 1:37 am to
96 sounds better, though.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61841 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 1:38 am to
And because Les fricking Miles is rooting for them too.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 1:39 am to
I'm rooting for Alabama because I'm a satanist, and Auburn is God's team.
Posted by drtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
1668 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 2:05 am to
Bambara DO NOT have all their teeth.

That being said, both schools are from the same state and pulling from the same pool (cesspool) of citizens. So the teeth argument is a wash anyways.

All things considered: RTR
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15180 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 2:11 am to
I have all my teeth
Posted by drtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
1668 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 2:24 am to
That is good for you haha.

But there are many bammers that don't. And to say auburn fans don't and bammers do is not accurate. I'd say the toothless ratios were quite similar
Posted by Vince
Danziger Bridge
Member since Nov 2009
2223 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 2:25 am to
quote:

I have all my teeth


For now!
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
86577 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 2:42 am to
quote:

But there are many bammers that don't. And to say auburn fans don't and bammers do is not accurate. I'd say the toothless ratios were quite similar



Bama fans are the more civilized people of the state in my experience.

Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 3:04 am to
Well, according to Men's Health Magazine-

New Orleans has ranks 96 out of 100 cities for dental care and gets an F grade - LINK

Posted by drtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
1668 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 3:05 am to
Hmm I wonder why that is......
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 3:10 am to
Oh my god... we're arguing about which state has the most teeth?

Well, I'm confident by saying I have the biggest dick in the state of Alabama, so all of you!
Posted by thatguyrightthere
Member since Mar 2010
3674 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 3:11 am to
i have the widest fwiw
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 5:50 am to
I was leaving Wal-Mart at 4 in the morning. I was dead tired, and some white trash a-hole was checking reciepts at the door. He was sporting an AU tattoo/gay paint thing on his bald head. I was wearing a Bama fleece, and as I was walking by he reared his face towards me and grunted "War Eagle".

At least I don't work at Wal-Mart and don't reek of cheap cigarettes.
Posted by Slut Hog
Member since May 2010
1092 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 5:51 am to
quote:

They haven't paid players since 2008


Posted by JoshuaChamberlain
Member since Sep 2010
5258 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 6:04 am to
quote:

- Bammers have all their teeth


wut?
Posted by AU1960
ALABAMA
Member since Oct 2008
3632 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 6:32 am to
After reading this I now have a headache and a toothache.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12312 posts
Posted on 11/26/10 at 8:48 am to
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i have the widest fwiw

I have a 1-inch shaft and a head like a portobello mushroom.
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