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Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:27 pm to NIH
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:27 pm to NIH
NIH, you are fig. What person really posts 17,938 times on a message board. Get a life. You should spend more time getting pussy instead of pulling on your pud to internet porn and tigerdroppings.
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:28 pm to countryboy2
shite, I retired at 18 you peasant
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:29 pm to countryboy2
quote:Name calling now... boy you are the internet badass now... Ya'll just need to meet in Wal-Mart parking lot to settle this
countryboy2
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:34 pm to GWfool
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So what did you just read Grisham's King of Torts and decide to come on here and anonymously claim to be a player in class actions? A large class action is not going to be lead by a 29 year old. The main players are going to be older established plaintiff's attorneys that can sign up the clients in the class. So, unless you are have a family member or really close family friend that is already a player I am not buying it. And really am not buying it when you suddenly claim that you do.
Also, in a class action you don't split the fees down the middle. You break it up based on the number of clients you bring into the class. Also, the fees in class actions are generally around 40% instead of the regular 33%. I doubt you would even know how to get a class certified.
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:35 pm to tduecen
GWfool, I was approached by a whistleblower with a huge pharma case. At that time, you are correct, I was very green and sought the assistance of a well-known highly respected mass tort lawyer in mississippi (remember mississippi doesnt have a class action mechanism -- its one of the only states that does not). As a result, we filed our case in New Jersey, where the pharma giant was located. We drew a favorable judge, certified the class and the rest was history. Granted our case was worth more than 100m, but we realized that pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. And yes, i have read gris's king of torts which is nothing like reality. he speaks from a journalistic point of view.
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:38 pm to countryboy2
Besides GW fool, you know not what you talk about and you've read too many novels. There is no need to sign up lots of clients in a class action. All you actually need is one client who has claims or damages that are representative of many. And it is actually preferred to include only one named plaintiff in a class action. The reason for this is when you start naming more than one class representative, you risk the chance that the individual claimants claims/situations will contradict each other --- which will result in the judge denying your class action b/c there would not be common issues between the putative class members.
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:40 pm to countryboy2
So just curious is spelling and grammar not important in law school or what? I mean for all of us poor people here who can not retire at 29.
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:43 pm to tduecen
on a blackberry and driving. grammar is not very important at this moment
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:45 pm to countryboy2
Dexter would not be very happy with you
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:46 pm to countryboy2
You're typing full paragraph responses on a blackberry while driving? Damn, you really are a true badass
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:46 pm to countryboy2
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on a blackberry and driving.
You typed all of that on a blackberry while driving? And you're retired at 29?
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:47 pm to TulaneTigerFan
this board is amazing. you're damned if you do damned if you dont!!
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:49 pm to countryboy2
quote:Pretty stout for a second-year attorney (who's still working) to make this claim. Do tell us how you did this.
You raised the money issue, not me If you don't believe me, put your money where your mouth is and you'll soon find out. If you have such a stash, it shouldnt be a problem, should it? if not shut the frick up.
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:50 pm to mattz1122
I made my first million by age 7 selling lemonade to neighborhood kids. Those idiots didn't know I was cutting that shite with water. I made a huge profit.
Obviously countryboy is beneath me (figuratively that is).
Obviously countryboy is beneath me (figuratively that is).
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:51 pm to Ice Cold
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Pretty stout for a second-year attorney (who's still working) to make this claim. Do tell us how you did this.
I see what you did there. Or not. Is this a hint?
Posted on 11/24/10 at 7:55 pm to countryboy2
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Besides GW fool, you know not what you talk about and you've read too many novels. There is no need to sign up lots of clients in a class action. All you actually need is one client who has claims or damages that are representative of many. And it is actually preferred to include only one named plaintiff in a class action. The reason for this is when you start naming more than one class representative, you risk the chance that the individual claimants claims/situations will contradict each other --- which will result in the judge denying your class action b/c there would not be common issues between the putative class members.
Sorry, but I haven't read too many novels. Instead I went to a top 20 law school. But, poor me I am just a lowly intellectual property attorney, not a big time class action lawyer despite only being 30. I brought up the novel because your story sounds like the concept of the novel, where an insider or as you prefer a "whistleblower" brings info on a pharma company making a bad drug setting up the guy to sign up clients and file class actions.
A whistleblower is not going to be a member of a class, unless for some reason they are taking the medication. So then you would have to parlay this information into clients to join the class who have actually been exposed to the drug. Also, if someone has this type of information they are likely going to a well known plaintiff's attorney with a reputation for class actions, not a "green" attorney.
But keep your e-badass story going from the anonymity of your compute. I mean calling someone a "fig" and other names on a message board really screams successful class action attorney. Enjoy your ficticious fortune.
Posted on 11/24/10 at 8:01 pm to GWfool
Admittedly still very immature. Depends on how u measure a lawyers success, money or years. I went to georgetown law, u?
Posted on 11/24/10 at 8:02 pm to Tds & Beer
quote:Dude Cmon! That's to much there. If you where to do something like that you would instantly become the Biggest Douche in the SEC.
about to go to the bar in my hometown with a bunch of ole miss friends. I think I'm gonna call the cops on them for driving drunk so they'll get taken to jail for open containers.
Posted on 11/24/10 at 8:02 pm to countryboy2
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I went to georgetown law, u?
No. No you did not.
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