re: My Fellow Aubs Disappoint Me

I don't believe that you HAVE to go to the school to be a football fan, but it certainly helps! IMO, there needs to be some sort of tie to the institution. Perhaps an uncle played football there or a brother/sister went to school there. One of our good friends is a die hard Bammer. He never went to school there, but his kids do. I let him slide.

With that said, the only qualification I can see (in all my years of living in Bammerham) to be a Bammer is to pop out of a womb in Alabama.