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Urban Meyer hospitalized for dehydration...

Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:24 pm
Posted by ShowMeTheMoney7
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
770 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:24 pm
A sign that the GATORade has truly gone bad?

He'll do anything to find an excuse.
Posted by ShowMeTheMoney7
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
770 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55689 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:28 pm to
It's a facade. He's secretly meeting Swarbrick in the hospital.
Posted by parks
Member since Sep 2009
2648 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by Luke4LSU
Member since Oct 2007
11986 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

It's a facade. He's secretly meeting Swarbrick in the hospital.


this.
Posted by buckwild0023
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
87 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:41 pm to
He's ok now...They gave him an IV of Tebow's tears.
Posted by ShowMeTheMoney7
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
770 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:47 pm to
Posted by BamaInHsv
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
17889 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

He's ok now...They gave him an IV of Tebow's tears.


I want that. It would lengthen my life unnaturally, my penis would grow larger and all the hair I've lost would grow back!
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21336 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

my penis would grow


Some things are beyond even Tebow's powers.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85416 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:59 pm to
Vaginal leakage ?
Posted by BamaInHsv
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
17889 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Some things are beyond even Tebow's powers.


Let me dream, Tom.
Posted by pochejp
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2007
8046 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

Urban Meyer hospitalized for dehydration...


Not all that surprising. He was expecting a Gatorade bath, but didn't receive one.
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
40010 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 5:12 pm to
Excessive drinking like after an SECCG loss would cause could cause dehydration ...

Or is he hospitalized in South Bend???
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 5:53 pm to
Tebow sucked him dry
Posted by RlTde2
Pace Florida
Member since Nov 2008
4664 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 6:14 pm to
Relocating to South Bend is the key to Good Financial Health. Just Go about 8-4 every year and get 10Mil per.
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 12/6/09 at 6:28 pm to
shite, the man just wanted a couple hours on the morphine drip to get right after a nationally televised beat down. You and me'd do the same damn thing.
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