Phrases that will not be heard in Neyland Stadium on 10/3

1. "Checkmate!"

2. "No, I won't kiss you! You're my sister!"

3. "Well, it's simple enough if you divide by X and use the square root."

4. "NASCAR is a bit passe' nowadays."

5. "Man, all this orange is about to make me vomit."

6. "WOW! Crompton is throwing like a machine tonight!"

7. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."

8. "Good call, Mr. Ref! We were holding on that one!"

9. "I think her shorts should be a little longer."

10. "No, no more for me. I'm getting a bit tipsy."

Feel free to add your own.