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A day in the life of Guz Malzahn.
Posted on 9/16/09 at 8:39 am
Posted on 9/16/09 at 8:39 am
Posted on 9/16/09 at 8:45 am to AUFanInSoCal
AHHHH...If someone starts another Gus Malzahn thread ya'll are going to hear about me on the fricking news!! ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconbanghead.gif)
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Posted on 9/16/09 at 8:45 am to Alabamya
"Offensive genius or not, Mr. Malzahn, you’re leaving the stopwatch on the counter. You are not bringing it in there," she says with a nod of her head toward the bedroom door.
Malzahn contemplates pointing out how many more times he can score when he's efficient, but in the end agrees.
Besides, he has a clock in his head and she can’t stop him from ticking off the mental seconds. It’s all about precision and timing.
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Malzahn contemplates pointing out how many more times he can score when he's efficient, but in the end agrees.
Besides, he has a clock in his head and she can’t stop him from ticking off the mental seconds. It’s all about precision and timing.
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Posted on 9/16/09 at 8:47 am to AUFanInSoCal
I couldn't read past the first page. I'd be interested in hearing what his actual day is like though. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconcool.gif)
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Posted on 9/16/09 at 8:47 am to AUFanInSoCal
I hate Bleacher Report.
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