re: SEC Coaches Royal Rumble

Richt announces that Christ would not fight, and voluntarily throws himself out of the ring. Because he is a hypocrite though, he drags Urban Meyer out of the ring when the ref has his back turned, and celebrates with his team in the audience to Soulja Boy-Crank That.

RICHT AND MEYER - eliminated

Nick Saban sees two of his biggest challengers are gone, and takes advantage of a weaker SEC and clotheslines poor Bobby Johnson out.

JOHNSON- eliminated

Petrino loves the offense that the defenseive-minded Saban is showing, and forms an allicance with him. They go to gang up on Spurrier, who has been body slammed by O. Petrino and Saban lift Spurrier up, and as they are about to throw him out, Petrino drops his end of Spurrier. Saban, confused, is double-crossed by Petrino as Spurrier and Petrino toss the 140lb Saban out of the ring. His straw hat follows him. Offensive minded guys stick together.

SABAN- eliminated

I'll finish the rest when I get home from the store.