Question of the day

I think that's considered blowing yourself.

We could use this



Folks could begin to claim to be "intrasexual" and say they're married to themselves and get better tax write offs

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When people tell you to "go f*ck yourself"

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I think it means you are Master of your Domain

(spanking the monkey / flogging the bishop)

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A natural follow-up, would you frick yourself if you could?

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You're a sick puppy today Landmass


Shut down and retool - come back tomorrow a better person





And don't be posting colon pics

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This for real?

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Apparently so

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Yes, bishops have been subjected to flogging, though it was extremely rare and considered a major violation of their sacred status. Historical instances include brutal physical abuse by individuals, such as the 1970s beating of a future Church of England bishop. Additionally, in medieval times, some clergy engaged in self-flagellation as penitence.

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I'm sure they self-flagellated all the time. But is self-flagellation considered a violation of their sacred status? Every answer leads to more questions.

Some redneck wisdom from my youth

Don't let your meat loaf dude.

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You can beat your meat
You can beat your dog
You can beat your wife

You can not beat a blowjob

Cheesy needs to be banned for one week for talking about masturbation

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When people tell you to "go frick yourself”….

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I’ve always thought the “physics” of profanity/vulgarity are very similar to the hypothetical “physics” of cartoons.

Kind of like what you would see in any given Roadrunner/Coyote Warner Brothers production.

Given that perspective…telling someone to “go frick yourself” is just as plausible as telling someone to:

“Pull Your Head Out Of Your arse”

Well played!

*golf clap*