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Posted on 2/13/26 at 8:48 am
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 8:48 am
(This is a spinoff from tRant)

When people tell you to "go frick yourself" is that considered gay or does fricking yourself cancel out anything gay?
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:14 am to
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does fricking yourself cancel out anything gay?

1BIG has told me many times that if he was flexible enough to reach his own wiener, he'd have solid weekend plans for the next several years.
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:15 am to
I think that's considered blowing yourself.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:37 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 10:31 am to
We could use this



Folks could begin to claim to be "intrasexual" and say they're married to themselves and get better tax write offs
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 10:53 am to
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Folks could begin to claim to be "intrasexual" and say they're married to themselves

I can’t believe this isn’t coming. It may already be here for all I know.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:38 am to
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When people tell you to "go f*ck yourself"


I think it means you are Master of your Domain

(spanking the monkey / flogging the bishop)
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:49 am to
A natural follow-up, would you frick yourself if you could?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 12:09 pm to
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A natural follow-up, would you frick yourself if you could?





You're a sick puppy today Landmass


Shut down and retool - come back tomorrow a better person





And don't be posting colon pics


Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 12:14 pm to
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And don't be posting colon pics


I will if I want to!

Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 12:20 pm to
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flogging the bishop

This for real?
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 12:40 pm to
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This for real?


Apparently so

quote:

Yes, bishops have been subjected to flogging, though it was extremely rare and considered a major violation of their sacred status. Historical instances include brutal physical abuse by individuals, such as the 1970s beating of a future Church of England bishop. Additionally, in medieval times, some clergy engaged in self-flagellation as penitence.


I'm sure they self-flagellated all the time. But is self-flagellation considered a violation of their sacred status? Every answer leads to more questions.
This post was edited on 2/13/26 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 12:44 pm to
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I can’t believe this isn’t coming.


Yeah, that can be a problem as you age.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 2:45 pm to


Some redneck wisdom from my youth

Don't let your meat loaf dude.

&

You can beat your meat
You can beat your dog
You can beat your wife

You can not beat a blowjob
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 2:53 pm to
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You can beat your meat
You can beat your dog
You can beat your wife

You can not beat a blowjob

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 3:34 pm to
Cheesy needs to be banned for one week for talking about masturbation
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 3:45 pm to
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Cheesy needs to be banned

I think once you get above the age of 90 or so, you're technically allowed to say whatever you want.

Mr. Grits has owned this privilege for years.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/13/26 at 5:13 pm to
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When people tell you to "go frick yourself”….




I’ve always thought the “physics” of profanity/vulgarity are very similar to the hypothetical “physics” of cartoons.

Kind of like what you would see in any given Roadrunner/Coyote Warner Brothers production.

Given that perspective…telling someone to “go frick yourself” is just as plausible as telling someone to:

“Pull Your Head Out Of Your arse”



Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/14/26 at 12:16 am to
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I think once you get above the age of 90 or so, you're technically allowed to say whatever you want.



Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/14/26 at 12:17 am to
Well played!

*golf clap*
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