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Texas becomes the first school to sign a deal for uniform patches
Posted on 1/27/26 at 10:51 am
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 11:18 am to Slick Wandoo
Can't read that without my Weary Pu$$y glasses.
Posted on 1/27/26 at 11:58 am to Slick Wandoo
If they place the lettering over the “longhorn” outline at the stadium it would be funny
Posted on 1/27/26 at 12:30 pm to Slick Wandoo
I hope we get a big Caesars patch, but it'll probably be:
Posted on 1/27/26 at 12:34 pm to Slick Wandoo
Vagisil… for when your UTerus burns…
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Almost funny, but I’m thinking y’all baws might actually need a basic female biology lesson… I don’t think there are any actual women out there applying Vagisil to their uterus…
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Almost funny, but I’m thinking y’all baws might actually need a basic female biology lesson… I don’t think there are any actual women out there applying Vagisil to their uterus…
This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:37 pm to Old School Tex
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I don’t think there are any actual women out there applying Vagisil to their uterus…
Ma'am. we'll just have to take your word for it.
Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:44 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
This I could completely see on LSU's uni's.
Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:50 pm to Slick Wandoo
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Ma'am. we'll just have to take your word for it.
Have you discovered girlz yet??
Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:53 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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I hope we get a big Caesars patch, but it'll probably be:
We just need Father Pat...
Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:17 pm to Old School Tex
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Have you discovered girlz yet??
Real ones? Yes.
Texas "girls"? No.
Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:29 pm to Slick Wandoo
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Real ones? Yes. Texas "girls"? No.
Ok, that’s funny!
Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:30 pm to Slick Wandoo
The board is so back
Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:57 pm to Slick Wandoo
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Ma'am. we'll just have to take your word for it.
So I’m not a physician nor a lady, but I was a biology major undergrad, so I’m gonna help y’all redneck / hillbilly baws out with this basic 8th grade sex ed female anatomy diagram…
If you study this diagram, you should learn why your original joke (which may have been funny to your old 4th grade friends in your all boy treehouse secret club) was a bit off target…
I’m sure there is an aggy out there who can help y’all with a basic female sheep / ewe reproductive system diagram if any of y’all need it…
Don’t worry, there is no need to thank me…
This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 1/27/26 at 3:02 pm to Old School Tex
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So I’m not a physician nor a lady, but I was a biology major undergrad, so I’m gonna help y’all redneck / hillbilly baws out with this basic 8th grade sex ed female anatomy diagram…
If you study this diagram, you should learn why your original joke (which may have been funny to your old 4th grade friends in your all boy treehouse secret club) was a bit off target…
I’m sure there is an aggy out there who can help y’all with a basic female sheep / ewe female reproductive system diagram if any of y’all need it…
Don’t worry, there is no need to thank me…
You lick dildos...YOU LICK SEX TOYS IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE...
Excuse us if we pass on any advice you may offer.
Posted on 1/27/26 at 3:07 pm to Slick Wandoo
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You lick dildos...YOU LICK SEX TOYS IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE... Excuse us if we pass on any advice you may offer.
OK, now I’m thinking you’ve got to be an alter for Old Marge or one of the other dildo postin’ Rant aggies…
Posted on 1/27/26 at 3:09 pm to Old School Tex
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OK, now I’m thinking you’ve got to be an alter for Old Marge or one of the other dildo postin’ Rant aggies…
No, I posted an actual photo of Yexas fans licking dildos.
No, it doesn't mean alter, Marge, or Aggie just because you got your arse handed to you in the thread.
Posted on 1/27/26 at 3:18 pm to Slick Wandoo
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No, I posted an actual photo of Yexas fans licking dildos. No, it doesn't mean alter, Marge, or Aggie just because you got your arse handed to you in the thread.
So yeah those millennial or Gen Z or whatever Texas kids had their little free speech dildo / Glock demonstration long after I had graduated and left town…
So we can spare the other Rant viewers from more dildo photos, I’m going to offer a truce…
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