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Playoff Cuck Chair

Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:02 pm
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
54181 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:02 pm


#BTA
Posted by big d 18
Member since Dec 2021
1379 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
4066 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:04 pm to
Makes zero sense, but whatever.

You do need to see someone about your cuck fantasies however.
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
12921 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3685 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:07 pm to
Posted by ColtTiger247
Jonesville
Member since May 2025
1117 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:07 pm to
I’ll take the cuck chair and my 3 nattys since the turn of the century over a hypothetical 03 SEC west title any day.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
54162 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:09 pm to
I don't think that the Tulane and Ole Miss players are going to have sex with each other, so, you are quite wrong.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13839 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

I’ll take the cuck chair 
Enjoy the show
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
72488 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

I’ll take the cuck chair


quote:

LSU fan


Checks out.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
10603 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:19 pm to
Imagine having to pay your coach $1MM if another team wins a playoff game.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
8025 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:21 pm to
Imagine thinking 1m is a lot of money
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
10603 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:22 pm to
The amount doesn’t matter.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
39451 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Imagine thinking 1m is a lot of money


It is.

Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
26868 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Makes zero sense, but whatever


The fact you don’t get it makes it even funnier.
Posted by texastiger15
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Jan 2019
783 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:38 pm to
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I’ll take the cuck chair


You really typed this out and clicked ‘submit’
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3460 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:40 pm to
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I’ll take the cuck chair

No doubt you would, but you’d get upset, leave 3/4 of the way through and miss the cumshot.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14104 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

I’ll take the cuck chair

I'm sure you will.
Posted by BengalShark
Member since Jul 2017
4306 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:41 pm to
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Playoff Cuck Chair


That’s pretty funny lol

Can we do the who’s actually won the national championship this century cuck chair next?

Or are we going to need another chair…



Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
9686 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:43 pm to
LSU in the corner... That's pretty funny sorantable.

Just remember, because they have so much free time while preparing for their playoff game, plenty of LSU fans are bound to be caught on the troll line. There all over the place and are biting today.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
8136 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:44 pm to
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ColtTiger247


quote:

LSU fan


quote:

I’ll take the cuck chair


That’s right you will, you perfect little cuck you.
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