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praise the Lord and pass the ammunition

Posted on 11/23/25 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4839 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 2:04 pm
This morning was that one week a year at church when half the congregation is in maroon and the other half is in some shade of putrid orange

Everyone smiles, politely nods, but gives each other the passive aggressive side eye.

It’s beautiful.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
5935 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 2:05 pm to
When was the last time Texas and A&M has played each other anyway?
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
1802 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 2:07 pm to
Judgement begins in the house of the Lord.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4839 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Judgement begins in the house of the Lord.

“All the horns of the wicked I will cut off,
but the horns of the righteous shall be lifted up.” -Psalm 75:10
Posted by n64ra
Member since Jul 2024
2032 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 5:23 pm to
“All the horns of the wicked I will cut off,
but the horns of the righteous shall be lifted up.” -Psalm 75:10

Don’t worry. We’re righteous.
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
4874 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 5:35 pm to
Nobody cares about your tier two rivalry. You aren’t even UT’s biggest rival - that’s OU.
This post was edited on 11/23/25 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4839 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Nobody cares about your tier two rivalry. You aren’t even UT’s biggest rival - that’s OU.
Yeah, this is totally the case.

Run along, Jack. No need for your input.

Besides, don’t you have a coach or AD to fire? Or a stadium seat to vacate in the 2nd quarter? Or a starting QB to boo?
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4460 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:08 pm to
Nobody gives AF about your pussyass little game. This is egg bowl week.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
24858 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

Don’t worry. We’re righteous.

Seriously? That’s the best you can do?

I mean, an easy get here is Exodus 22:19. “Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death.”

Come on, man. I can’t bail you out all week. Time to step your game up.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4839 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:23 pm to
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Nobody gives AF about your pussyass little game. This is egg bowl week.

Probably the case in Pascagoula or Jackson, but not in the Lone Star State.

Enjoy your rivalry week, Drebin. Ours doesn’t in any way take away from yours.

Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4460 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:27 pm to
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Enjoy your rivalry week, Drebin. Ours doesn’t in any way take away from yours.


Check the ratings and get back to me. You're on SEC rant crowing about two SEC carpetbaggers. There are 10 SEC rivalry games better than yours. Like I said, nobody cares about the steers and queers bowl.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4839 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

Check the ratings and get back to me. You're on SEC rant crowing about two SEC carpetbaggers. There are 10 SEC rivalry games better than yours. Like I said, nobody cares about the steers and queers bowl.

Wow. So salty.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4839 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:31 pm to
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Check the ratings and get back to me.
Last year’s … which is the most current I’m able to “check out”

This post was edited on 11/23/25 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
24858 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:34 pm to
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Check the ratings and get back to me.

Are you somehow expecting the Egg Bowl to outdraw the A&M-Texas game?

I mean, last year’s game set an all time record for most expensive ticket prices, and the Egg Bowl drew less than half the TV viewership.
This post was edited on 11/23/25 at 9:43 pm
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
6699 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Nobody gives AF about your pussyass little game. This is egg bowl week.


Sex, Frank?
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3864 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:44 pm to
There’s not enough people in Mississippi to overtake another rivalry of equal or greater importance
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4839 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 5:14 am to
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and the Egg Bowl drew less than half the TV viewership.

Shhh. Drebin’s oddly overly emotional rants can’t handle truths such as these.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
17623 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 6:34 am to
Enjoy your perennial losing seasons.

You go ring that cowbell little man.
Posted by RelentlessTide
Member since Feb 2020
4017 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 7:07 am to
Must be a Methodist church
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
5232 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 7:09 am to
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This morning was that one week a year at church when half the congregation is in maroon and the other half is in some shade of putrid orange


Looks like bad diarrhea.
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