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Blame Layla and The State of Alabama for Kiffin Leaving Ole Miss
Posted on 11/13/25 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 11/13/25 at 5:58 pm
Everyone knows the Lane Train is still plowing fertile fields in Layla's garden, stirring the porridge, if you will.
Layla's real daddy, not Lane Kiffin, was born in Alabama.
Lane's first date with Layla was at The Swamp. Her father, a QB at Florida, also coached at Florida and she wants her other daddy, Lane, to become coach at Florida too.
Lane's most precious memories with his father are from the time when Monte was at Tampa.
Sorry, RebelBears, it was never meant for Kiffin to remain at Ole Miss. There is just too much history with the Kiffin family related to Floida for him to remain in Oxford.
Trout Pouts for the whole family here:
Layla's real daddy, not Lane Kiffin, was born in Alabama.
Lane's first date with Layla was at The Swamp. Her father, a QB at Florida, also coached at Florida and she wants her other daddy, Lane, to become coach at Florida too.
Lane's most precious memories with his father are from the time when Monte was at Tampa.
Sorry, RebelBears, it was never meant for Kiffin to remain at Ole Miss. There is just too much history with the Kiffin family related to Floida for him to remain in Oxford.
Trout Pouts for the whole family here:
This post was edited on 11/13/25 at 8:18 pm
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Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:12 pm to ScottLA
I’d lay the blame in Layl…. Err I mean on Layla for sure
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:13 pm to ScottLA
Food is also going to be a major influence on Kiffin relocating to Florida.
Would he rather eat collard greens and black-eyed peas the rest of his life in Oxford or fresh seafood and key lime pie in Florida?
Would he rather eat collard greens and black-eyed peas the rest of his life in Oxford or fresh seafood and key lime pie in Florida?
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:29 pm to ScottLA
If food is his main issue he would go to LSU. Florida < Louisiana.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:42 pm to ScottLA
But what about Oxford? The best place in the world?
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:42 pm to ScottLA
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Blame Layla and The State of Alabama for Kiffin Leaving Ole Miss
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ScottLA
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Alabama fan
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:53 pm to mudshuvl05
Layla was spawned by an Alabama man, so it all naturally reverts back to that in some fashion or another. Bama is almost always involved in some way in the football ecosphere, no matter what or who is concerned.
Even though Lane is supposedly not drilling for her oil any longer, he still is, he has children by her who are at least 1/4 Bammers.
Even though Lane is supposedly not drilling for her oil any longer, he still is, he has children by her who are at least 1/4 Bammers.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:56 pm to ScottLA
Words cannot describe the retardation and creepiness of this thread.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:59 pm to Auburn80
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If food is his main issue he would go to LSU. Florida < Louisiana.
Some people don't like bell peppers, rice, ditchbugs, and sausage in some form or fashion every fricking day of their lives.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:02 pm to memphisRebel
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Words cannot describe the retardation and creepiness of this thread.
Kiffin's Gone! That would have made a great title of a novel by Faulkner.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:03 pm to ScottLA
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Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:05 pm to ScottLA
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key lime pie in Florida?
This post was edited on 11/13/25 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:07 pm to ScottLA
The entire Reeves family are hooers in one way or another.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:08 pm to ScottLA
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Layla was spawned by an Alabama man, so it all naturally reverts back to that in some fashion or another. Bama is almost always involved in some way in the football ecosphere, no matter what or who is concerned.
Even though Lane is supposedly not drilling for her oil any longer, he still is, he has children by her who are at least 1/4 Bammers.
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ScottLA
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Alabama fan
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:09 pm to ScottLA
Its posts like this that remind me to take a break from this site.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:18 pm to scrooster
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The entire Reeves family are hooers in one way or another.
Reaves.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:19 pm to SquarePizzaRebel
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Being one of the most delicious pies ever created doesn't make it gay. It just makes it delicious.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:20 pm to ScottLA
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Reaves
Rheeeeeeves.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:24 pm to AlextheBodacious
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Its posts like this that remind me to take a break from this site.
Okay.
Some people, like you, prefer to stay in the scholarly and academic threads created by learned intelligentsia types on the board.
Others like to revel in the gutter and have fun.
It's a choice.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:27 pm to ScottLA
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Being one of the most delicious pies ever created doesn't make it gay. It just makes it delicious.
Yeah but the way you said it makes it sound superrrr gay. Just saying. “Enjoying key lime pie in Florida.”
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