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Hey Coonasses..

Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:47 am
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
21674 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:47 am
First, every single one of you dipshits can eat a 55lb sack of mule dicks...

Second, I see Whit Weeks is questionable for the game Saturday. One of you syphilis champions get on your air boat and get him the message that there won't be any questions asked when he is getting his arse kicked for vomiting all over our sacred field like he just spent a night on Bourbon St...

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48232 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:16 am to
quote:

First, every single one of you dipshits can eat a 55lb sack of mule dicks...

Wait, is that you, Rousse?
quote:

Second, I see Whit Weeks is questionable for the game Saturday. One of you syphilis champions get on your air boat and get him the message that there won't be any questions asked when he is getting his arse kicked for vomiting all over our sacred field like he just spent a night on Bourbon St...

This is terrible shite-talking. Literally no LSU fan cares much about the game this weekend because we’re all still so shell shocked by the actions of our oxygen thief of a governor and new system president. Yall are free to proceed with the dominating arse whipping this weekend. We’re all looking forward to welcoming an underwhelming hire to lead our program into new lows.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7769 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:17 am to
Now this is the spirited banter that I come here for.


Good job !
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
21674 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:23 am to
This is not about the game. I just know Mr. Weeks has made this some sort of ritual and I just wanted to make sure that the boy understands that he may get away with that in Bryant Denny West, but not when he steps on the sacred turf that is now known as Saban Field.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48232 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:31 am to
He’s gonna see some trailer dwelling, dip in mouth, toothless mother fricker there with his fat arse random long hair in chin having, greasy haired, meth faced sister wearing shorts that are two sizes too small with her disgusting belly hanging out of the bottom of her shirt and will puke all over your beloved Saban Field from the sideline.

There isn’t a thing you or any of the other sister frickers there are gonna do about it, either.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37117 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:09 am to
quote:

First, every single one of you dipshits can eat a 55lb sack of mule dicks... Second, I see Whit Weeks is questionable for the game Saturday. One of you syphilis champions get on your air boat and get him the message that there won't be any questions asked when he is getting his arse kicked for vomiting all over our sacred field like he just spent a night on Bourbon St... Thank you for your attention to this matter!

This must have sounded better in your white trash head because it looks stupid as shite here.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18270 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:26 am to
quote:

Yall are free to proceed with the dominating arse whipping this weekend.


This is why Y'all weak arse French-blooded pussies, will never beat
Bama again, I blame it on Y'all's great, great, great grandfather...




Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28316 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:49 am to
quote:

eat a 55lb sack of mule dicks...

Probably wouldn’t be bad cooked down in a gravy over rice
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
8110 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:50 am to
Damn Gump! What's got you so angry? Is your sister holding out again and you now have to go after your cousin?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48232 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:53 am to
His sister left him for his cousin when she found out he was fricking his mom behind her back.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
7581 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:00 am to
The troll game is on a 1 year pause. If Bama doesn't beat LSU by 40, it's a fail.

But I won't totally usurp your intention because it's a much better forum when the hate is legit.

Frick Bama.
I hate Bama. Deboer is a fraud.
He sucks. All your players smoke meth.
Your fans cook the meth.
Saban was overrated.

Will that do for this year ?
Posted by razthecat
Alabama
Member since Oct 2010
2457 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:09 am to
-Mardi gras started in Mobile
-Weeks is weak and let a Kiffin girl steal what strength he had like Samson and Delilah.
-Yall can’t ever really get a roux dark enough.
-Yall were stupid to fire O

Roll Tide
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
23466 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:11 am to
quote:

a 55lb sack of mule dicks


Is this a thing?
Posted by Lush
Nola
Member since Jul 2023
956 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:18 am to
I'd cook dat down into a mule dick sauce piquant, me.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
24629 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:22 am to
quote:

I just know Mr. Weeks has made this some sort of ritua


Yeah... his ritual is pounding Lane's daughter in her fart box so hard he's no longer able to play football.

He'll be at ole miss next year.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
7581 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:28 am to
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6505 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:33 am to
quote:

This must have sounded better in your white trash head

Weak sauce
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22781 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:50 am to
You didn't hear? Our football program is cancelled.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125236 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:52 am to
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GooseSix
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125236 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Will that do for this year ?
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