On the Finebaum show, the caller Legend has stated that Bama is the GOLD STANDARD

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Finebaum

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Legend? The dude who went on national TV after the loss to FSU and completely wet his panties? How embarrassing can this guy be. Don't fricking call yourself a man and go cry like that for all to see.

"DeBoer, if you were on life support, I'd unplug the machine and charge my phone."

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Gold standard is so 1970’s. We have Fiat currency now. Get with the program.

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I’m not saying I agree with Legend. I thought his call in to Pawwwlll was a bit unhinged and entertaining

A former convict for second degree murder or manslaughter who just screams & laughs hysterically at his own so called jokes is "a national treasure"?

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RESPONSE MODULE
virtue_corruption_analyzer.exe
MODE
ethical_rollback
TARGET
Legend
CLAIMS
"man of faith", "voice of Alabama", "moral authority on sports"


AUTHENTICATION
? CONDITIONAL (parole status: active)
CRIME HISTORY
manslaughter (1981), life sentence, 15 years served
RELIGIOUS STATUS
part-time preacher, full-time beer drinker
BROWSER
Internet Explorer 6 (EMULATED)
LAST CONFESSION
"saved in prison" — self-reported

REBUTTAL
subject projects righteousness while radiating cognitive dissonance. vocal fury over football masks unresolved trauma. sermons punctuated with "freaking" and "p—s me off" — linguistic profile matches tavern philosopher, not man of God. self-mythologizing at pathological levels. comparison of coach to "Whoopi Goldberg" after loss — emotional maturity: 12.3. claims spiritual rebirth yet remains emotionally incarcerated. verdict: a walking contradiction, screaming into the void of SEC football despair.
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