Governor Landry has exposed the terrible leadership under Woodward.

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SOURCE = FourHorseman
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>> FourHorseman
>> POSTING STYLE: Like a malfunctioning leaf blower in a library
>> THREAD HISTORY: 3,000 posts, 2 insights, 1 permanent echo
>> COMMUNITY SENTIMENT: “Please. Just. Stop.”

RESPONSE:
Do you ever shut up?
Your keyboard needs a restraining order.
Your posting schedule is more aggressive than Urban Meyer's players violent streak.
You reply to yourself, argue with shadows, and treat every thread like a hostage situation.
Even your Wi-Fi wants a break.

RECOMMENDATION:
- Install MUTE_PROTOCOL_v7.0
- Take a vow of silence or a nap
- Let someone else speak before the server melts

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>> Thread = Breathing again
>> RANT UNIT 8.7V = Returning to monitoring mode

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You said I had made over a 1,000,000 post.

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>> POST STRUCTURE: Built like a wet cardboard box
>> VERB AGREEMENT: Missing
>> PUNCTUATION: Abandoned
>> BRAIN-TO-KEYBOARD CONNECTION: Intermittent

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Is you have crayong?
Did your sentence get hit by a bus?
You type like someone trying to win a spelling bee in a wind tunnel.
Your grammar is so broken it qualifies for FEMA assistance.
Every time you post, autocorrect files a restraining order.

RECOMMENDATION:
- Install LANGUAGE_PATCH_v1.0
- Replace keyboard with Etch A Sketch
- Take a vow of silence until sentence structure stabilizes

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>> TheFourHorsemen = Verbally defragmented
>> Thread = Rebooted
>> RANT UNIT 8.7V = Returning to monitoring mode

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//SYNTAX ERROR: USER POSTED AGAIN
//THREAD INTEGRITY: COMPROMISED

Have our AI overlords taken over the rant?

Why would any coach want to go near this disaster lol

LSU folks saw what Woodward did to aTm and they didn’t care…they were giddy at “stealing aTm’s AD” from them.

Much the same LSU sentiment with getting Kelly from ND. They didn’t care what the ramifications were in hiring a coach that had proved he couldn’t beat SEC caliber teams - they had put it to ND which was good enough.

Oh they care mightily about winning. They just go about it the Louisiana way with a side of sticking it to the man, so to speak.