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Posted on 10/27/25 at 7:23 pm
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 7:23 pm
Yeah it is a gump pussy arse 4% light beer.

It is fluids after working out.

Posted by CNB
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 7:29 pm to
Doublefisting in the shower


I mean what
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

It is fluids after working out.


Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:00 pm to
Fggts
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 10/28/25 at 9:04 am to
quote:

a gump pussy arse 4% light beer
quote:

We take inspiration from the natural world, and are proud to have an amazing natural treasure in our own backyard — the Mobile-Tensaw River Delta.

The term “braided river” describes the way multiple rivers come together in the Delta. They slow down, spread out, and crisscross with one another, before making their way to the Bay.



This is the gump beer you've should've gone with, if you hadn't been such a pussy:
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O-Bomb is an Imperial Orange-Tangerine Sour brewed by Ghost Train Brewing Company in Birmingham, Alabama.

It has an alcohol by volume (ABV) of 13.9%.

The beer is inspired by the flavors of a popular shooter cocktail from New Orleans, the birthplace of Mardi Gras, and is described as delivering a powerful "explosion of juicy orange goodness."



Literal orgasms on the can, and you just passed that up.



Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 9:40 am to
I’ve absolutely done this when jumping in the shower after a hot afternoon of yardwork

Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 11/12/25 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
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Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:57 pm to
I was informed of this tactic, by the inventor of the shower beer....a co-worker 17 years ago. I've been a follower ever since.
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 11/13/25 at 8:55 pm to
That’s a nice shower
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 11/13/25 at 10:07 pm to
Thanks bro
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:10 am to
Do shower beers lead to golden showers?

(Asking, you know, for a friend)
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:31 am to

What about a bear in your shower?


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 12/21/25 at 11:28 am to
bumping my boy Murph





GREAT THREAD
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 12/21/25 at 11:38 am to
No Guinness?



This post was edited on 12/21/25 at 11:47 am
Posted by Imber
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Posted on 12/21/25 at 12:35 pm to
Subtle Suave for Men 2-in-1 brag.
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Posted on 12/21/25 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 12/21/25 at 3:08 pm to
RA'd for Possible Alter
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Posted on 12/21/25 at 4:04 pm to
What does alter mean, huge dick?
Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 12/21/25 at 4:09 pm to
Possibly because I'm bitter old drunk (Arkansas football will do that to you) but I've found the higher ABV stouts to be fantastic. They have more flavor to them, and I'm not talking about the super bitter arse flavor a lot of craft beers have. Plus they aren't carbonated as much, makes 'em easier to drink.
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