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LSU openings and TBDs
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:58 pm
LSU hitting on all cylinders is arguably the top NCAA FB job and there's no arguing it's a Top 5 job.
Any replacement for CBK is going to have to know a few things, for sure, before coming to one of the nation's murder capitals to coach football:
1). What is the LSU financial situation? Can they afford the buyouts? Is money laundering through Our Lady of the Lake hospital system still occurring to prop up the football program?
2). What about the AD--is he out too? If so, who will be AD? Scott Woodward saddled A&M with Jimbo Fisher and saddled LSU with Brian Kelly. Can such an AD get to keep a job after the CBK disaster?
3). Is LSU in an NIL world as advantaged as LSU in a world where recruits can sell shoes on EBay for $1,000's or get riverboat casino chips in their pockets to grease skids?
All this to be said there are 3 names that can make LSU happy on the backside of alll this and make all issues go away:
1). Nick Saban. Make him say no.
2). Lane Kiffin. LSU > Ole Miss. Nothing else needs to be said
3). Tie for #3: Clark Lea or Brent Key.
Answer the above questions for the above-named individuals on this list and land them and LSU is rolling again.
Any replacement for CBK is going to have to know a few things, for sure, before coming to one of the nation's murder capitals to coach football:
1). What is the LSU financial situation? Can they afford the buyouts? Is money laundering through Our Lady of the Lake hospital system still occurring to prop up the football program?
2). What about the AD--is he out too? If so, who will be AD? Scott Woodward saddled A&M with Jimbo Fisher and saddled LSU with Brian Kelly. Can such an AD get to keep a job after the CBK disaster?
3). Is LSU in an NIL world as advantaged as LSU in a world where recruits can sell shoes on EBay for $1,000's or get riverboat casino chips in their pockets to grease skids?
All this to be said there are 3 names that can make LSU happy on the backside of alll this and make all issues go away:
1). Nick Saban. Make him say no.
2). Lane Kiffin. LSU > Ole Miss. Nothing else needs to be said
3). Tie for #3: Clark Lea or Brent Key.
Answer the above questions for the above-named individuals on this list and land them and LSU is rolling again.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:10 pm to Smoke Ring
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1). Nick Saban. Make him say no.
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