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I am officially retiring

Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:28 am
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:28 am
as Chief of the Grammar Police.

Hoo shud I name az my replasemint?
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Member since Jun 2023
2394 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:47 am to
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Hoo shud I name az my replasemint?


Theirs no one in particulate whom comes too mind that I can think of

Irregardless, you’re presents will shirley be missed in that roll
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:49 am to
I’m very, grateful for all, the love and. support from the; people I protect and serve:

You all are going to miss me protecting you from the painful square-wheeled sentences such as the one above.

Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:49 am to
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Irregardless

I see what you did there; someone knows what they’re doing.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
2394 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 10:29 am to
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someone knows what they’re doing


cant be sure if your trying to flatulence me, or weather thats some kinda black handed component, or what knot?

that not worth standing…ether way:



Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:14 am to
quote:

cant be sure if your trying to flatulence me

If you want someone to flatulence you, talk to Lex.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5600 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:16 am to
I’m extremely picky about shite and won a national writing award as a high school senior. I’m also properly medicated and under the care of a licensed physician. A brain doctor, if you will.

The choice is clear.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:20 am to
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I’m extremely picky about shite and won a national writing award as a high school senior. I’m also properly medicated and under the care of a licensed physician. A brain doctor, if you will. The choice is clear.

So that’s why you turned me down whenever I offered to deputize you; you were holding out for the big kahuna.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47004 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:56 am to
Fashizzle Shizzle Frenzizle
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60555 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 12:32 pm to
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If you want someone to flatulence you, talk to Lex.


Is Lex a crop duster?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 12:54 pm to
She loves crop dusting.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2496 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 1:04 pm to
What the frick.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 1:04 pm to
Hello
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2496 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 1:06 pm to
Dont tell them personal things, crazy.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 1:06 pm to
I’m like those old B-21 pilots who are like, “Well, I’m retiring. Might as well try to do a loop before I go.”
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
102801 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 2:47 pm to
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the Grammar Police

Unfortunately this is actually part of my job at work.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28685 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3225 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:37 pm to
Did you get a pension with that position
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47004 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:51 pm to
Frenzy is 1Big's alter, so blame 1Big
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3225 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Frenzy is 1Big's alter


1big talks like a couillon putain so I don’t think it’s him
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