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paperwasp has finally been arrested

Posted on 8/23/25 at 5:38 pm
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 8/23/25 at 5:38 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/23/25 at 5:50 pm to

Does not look like the PoPo sketch

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60613 posts
Posted on 8/23/25 at 5:51 pm to

Pic of OP (allegedly)

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135161 posts
Posted on 8/23/25 at 6:13 pm to
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paperwasp

quote:

Mobile


Explains a lot
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
25939 posts
Posted on 8/23/25 at 7:44 pm to


So does this.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125397 posts
Posted on 8/23/25 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Does not look like the PoPo sketch
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47112 posts
Posted on 8/23/25 at 8:49 pm to
Hello

I have been retained to defend the innocent party, Paperwasp, and we have no comment at this point.

Sincerely,

Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125397 posts
Posted on 8/23/25 at 9:57 pm to
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Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125397 posts
Posted on 8/23/25 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Pic of OP (allegedly)
On my best day I look the exact opposite of him.

Sigh.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/23/25 at 9:58 pm to
Looks just like the sketch, but without the hat.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/23/25 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Pic of OP

Is she the blonde or brunette?
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
25939 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 7:32 am to
If you're worth 10 cents Vonner you'll get your boy out on bail ASAP because Metro Jail ain't no place he needs to be for long.

Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17298 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 8:30 am to
quote:

On my best day I look the exact opposite of him.

Sigh.


I refuse to believe that.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26673 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 8:57 am to
Well great. Somebody down there is going to have to go and bail him out.
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
19842 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 2:13 pm to
He’ll be alright, I’m sure there are still some of Jack Tillmans cronies running the place.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28805 posts
Posted on 8/25/25 at 9:17 am to
Hello everyone, and thank you. As HRV has stated, I am indeed innocent of all charges.

This will be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, as I actually was at the police station all weekend, but instead filing charges of my own — last Friday evening, I was attacked by a roving gang of mimes.

The things they did to me were unspeakable.

Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125397 posts
Posted on 8/25/25 at 10:32 am to
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paperwasp
He proclaims his innocence while openly using the police sketch as his avatar.



Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:14 am to
quote:

This will be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, as I actually was at the police station all weekend, but instead filing charges of my own — last Friday evening, I was attacked by a roving gang of mimes.

The things they did to me were unspeakable.


Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125397 posts
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:55 am to
quote:

I refuse to believe that.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28805 posts
Posted on 8/25/25 at 12:29 pm to
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At one point a crowd had gathered — people just kept coming

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