Introducing a new swear word

This is the most powerful three-letter word you will ever use. This word is far more diverse than the usual four-letter words, like the trite “frick,” “shite,” “damn,” etc. Despite being shorter than the other cuss words, this word is two syllables, giving it an impressive 2:3 syllable-to-letter ratio compared to the measly 1:4 ratio offered by the old favorites. Most importantly of all, it combines the uses of “frick” and “shite.” The example below will demonstrate what I mean.

Ready?

Pio.

Definition: like unto Pio.

Example: Pio is a pioing piece of pio for letting everyone think he was dead.

There you have it. Sally forth and amaze your friends, enemies, and fellow Rantards with something truly unique: a brand-new swear word.

P.S. This word also provides the pleasing benefit of being able to take Pio’s name in vain.