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Posted on 4/28/25 at 4:59 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 5:42 pm to
There’s a meme thread for this sort of thing, you know

BRB after bump
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 5:44 pm to
Okay then

Yes

I ride the bus every day can confirm
This post was edited on 4/28/25 at 5:47 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 5:52 pm to
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There’s a meme thread for this sort of thing, you know

Posted by awestruck
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 7:57 pm to
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There’s
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 8:24 pm to
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TigerLunatik

I know I sound like a little crybaby bitch but man I have put a lot of work into that thread
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 9:01 pm to
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I have put a lot of work into that thread

Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 10:08 pm to
I don’t even get this reply but I’m LMAO
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:16 pm to
They're happy for you.
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 5:11 am to
Oh I was just being a jackass
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 9:16 am to
Missing one thing...the "dad sneeze"

I don't know how, why, or exactly when, but once I became a dad, my sneezes have gone violent.
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:25 am to
Mine have been horrendous for the past 6 months or so. They actually hurt the middle of my back sometimes.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:28 am to
Truth. The really bad ones feel like that Mortal Kombat character is grabbing my spine in preparation of removing it from my body.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:50 am to
Man I miss black movie theaters!

That and the Memphis bus station in the 60's and 70's.


Posted by 3down10
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:05 am to
Me after I accidentally bought some sugar free jolly ranchers one time when not paying attention.

The stomach pain was intense, I thought I might have to go to the doctor. I had to lay down it was so bad. I twisted a certain way and suddenly it was a huge release and the loudest and longest fart I've ever had in my life. I'm talking 15-20 seconds of thunder.

I'd pay good money if I could fart like that on command without the initial pain.

But I learned my lesson. I accidentally bought the damn things a 2nd time and I still have the bag(and some left over from the first one). Not a fricking chance one of them enters my body again.

Posted by 3down10
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Mine have been horrendous for the past 6 months or so. They actually hurt the middle of my back sometimes.


Hell, I've hurt my back while sleeping.


I wish I was kidding.
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:44 am to
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The stomach pain was intense, I thought I might have to go to the doctor. I had to lay down it was so bad. I twisted a certain way and suddenly it was a huge release and the loudest and longest fart I've ever had in my life. I'm talking 15-20 seconds of thunder.

I've experienced it before when I had the stomach flu. Had to lay on my left side for like an hour then the most horrendous, loud sound came from my arse vibrating my booty cheeks like a motorboat.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:20 pm to
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I'd pay good money if I could fart like that


It will happen!

Mother Nature and Father Time are undefeated!
Posted by 3down10
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:12 pm to
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It will happen!

Mother Nature and Father Time are undefeated!


Believe it or not, I basically don't fart and my guts work like clockwork.

I avoid carbs and preservatives. No bloat, no inflammation, etc. I highly recommend it if you are able.

Posted by WoodyOrnamental
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 6:13 pm to
Van Halen - the earlier years.

Damn well worth it.
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