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Carson Beck looks like an alien and/or a transexual

Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:16 pm
Posted by Miznoz
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:16 pm
for real.
Posted by momentoftruth87
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:17 pm to
I agree. Very punchable face
Posted by MtVernon
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:17 pm to
Take it from a Mizzou guy
Posted by Saunson69
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:19 pm to
My take is more inbred. His eyes are weird and bug out.
This post was edited on 1/2/25 at 3:20 pm
Posted by Hmbre97
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by Cool McCool
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:29 pm to
Have you seen some of the rather 'large' UGA women in the stands? Hell, it might turn a man gay or trans.
Posted by MtVernon
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:30 pm to
With his eyes split like that, I don't know how he chooses a receiver to throw to.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:30 pm to
He looks like he’s slumped over from a month long meth binge
Posted by momentoftruth87
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

My take is more inbred. His eyes are weird and bug out.
m
Interesting take. Likely correct.
Posted by rileytiger
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:32 pm to
Coming from Missouri it’s obvious you are attracted to him.
Posted by Warrior Court
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:32 pm to
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With his eyes split like that, I don't know how he chooses a receiver to throw to.


Hahaha!
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 3:37 pm to
Just goes to prove wealth or the promise of wealth will get you hot pussy, no matter what a man looks like.
Posted by AU86
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 4:11 pm to
Old Droopy
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by Fat Fingers
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 4:13 pm to
Slack eyed. Looks like he is sleeping when standing up. Must get that from his dad.
Posted by themetalreb
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 4:14 pm to
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With his eyes split like that,


He takes “seeing the field” to a different level…
Posted by Miznoz
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 4:26 pm to
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Just goes to prove wealth or the promise of wealth will get you hot pussy, no matter what a man looks like.


Even if he wasn't a QB he looks like his family has old european inbred for 20 generations money.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 4:28 pm to
He reminds me of Tony Hinchcliffe

Posted by BuzzSaw 12
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 4:33 pm to
If David Bowie had a son..
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