Transcripts Found!!!

The actual transcripts of the Texas/SEC negotiations for entering the conference have been found and released to the public

Harzell: Glad I was able to squeeze some time in to see ya' Greg.
Sankey: Uh, that's "Commisioner Sankey". And you asked for this meeting after you saw your proposed schedule
Harell: Uh, yeah, OK... Anyway, look, we're Texas. We're prestigious. And looking at this schedule, it's, well, let's just say "unrealistic". I mean, Tennessee? Alabama? LSU? Georgia? That's not feasible. We demand a change.
Sankey: Jay, let me remind you of something. This isn't the Big 12. You don't demand in the SEC. Remember, Texas petitioned us to join this conference, not the other way around.
Harell: C'mon, man. We need to kind of "dilute" this schedule a little bit. I mean, have you ever been to Austin? Those wokesters will never be interested in the Longhorns if we get our asses handed to us right at the git-go! I mean the LGBTQrstuv community is only behind us because we assured them that Bevo was trans and that "their" name is pronounced "Bev-Oh, like Beverly, instead of BEE-vo and that when "they" were castrated it was actually gender affirming care
Sankey: OK. Look. We'll drop Bama and LSU if you get rid of that dam Longhorn Network.
Harell: Commissioner, you're kidding. No, we don't get a ton of revenue from that but our fans absolutely LOVE the Bevo Christmas specials where you can tune in any time of day on Christmas and watch Bevo crap and pee and chew his cud all day long
Sankey: Okay. I'll take off Tennessee, too.
Harell: Deal! YEEE-HAWWW!!!! We're gonna run this conference
Sankey: Get the hell out of here, Jay