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Posted on 12/6/24 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 12/6/24 at 10:10 pm
I'd drag my nuts 500 miles through broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
Discuss.
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Posted on 12/6/24 at 11:30 pm to teamjackson
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I'd drag my nuts 500 miles through broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
For starters?…
…if you had a reasonably functional walkie-talkie you shouldn’t have to drag your nuts through much more than 475 miles of broken glass to get within decent enough reception range to clearly hear the transmission of that fart?
Posted on 12/6/24 at 11:35 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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you shouldn’t have to drag your nuts through much more than 475 miles of broken glass to get within decent enough reception range
You misunderstand. I'd go 500 miles just to GET to the walkie-talkie.
If I have no walkie-talkie to begin with, 475 miles doesn't matter.
Posted on 12/6/24 at 11:56 pm to teamjackson
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You misunderstand. I'd go 500 miles just to GET to the walkie-talkie.
My bad.
I completely missed that part of your hypothetical premise, TJ
I thought you meant you BOTH had walkie-talkies and you were merely trying drag your bloody testicles within signal range before you bled out & hemorrhaged to death.
…I was just hoping to help shave a few miles from your arduous journey.
Posted on 12/7/24 at 1:17 am to teamjackson
Had no idea who she is. Face and name I've seen and heard before, but that's about it.
Nice to see the rest.
Nice to see the rest.
This post was edited on 12/7/24 at 1:18 am
Posted on 12/7/24 at 5:35 am to teamjackson
Back around that time, she may have been the finest woman alive.
Timberlake, that crying fig, probably got to do coke off that arse. That makes me sick.
Timberlake, that crying fig, probably got to do coke off that arse. That makes me sick.
Posted on 12/7/24 at 6:15 am to teamjackson
Posted on 12/7/24 at 7:43 am to theballguy
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Timberlake, that crying fig
Posted on 12/7/24 at 7:58 am to teamjackson
Posted on 12/7/24 at 8:14 am to 1BIGTigerFan
Nice beaver
Posted on 12/7/24 at 9:30 am to Summer of Jimbo
Hey, keep it civil guys
Posted on 12/7/24 at 9:30 am to cadillacattack
Posted on 12/11/24 at 3:28 pm to teamjackson
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Hey, keep it civil guys
Posted on 12/11/24 at 4:20 pm to paperwasp
waspy,
keep it civil.
you need to pray
keep it civil.
you need to pray
Posted on 12/13/24 at 4:59 pm to teamjackson
I'd like some context on all of those GIFs, please.
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