Started By
Message

i lost my glass

Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:29 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:29 am
just poured one and then I don't know where it went


went outside to condense some limbs from the tornado with my hand saw and came back and my drink was gone


where tf?


plus it's raining and we need that so that's good



where the frick is my drink Looney? I blame you, bitch

I'm blamiung you because
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:29 am to
nevermind I just found it on the dresser
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98379 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 9:09 am to
quote:

where the frick is my drink Looney?

Did you check the dresser?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98379 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 9:10 am to
quote:

nevermind I just found it on the dresser

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 9:31 am to
frick I lost it again


Loonewy?



okay i found it on the regular table
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 9:33 am to
quote:

TigerLunatik



I love you man, no homo
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26182 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 10:59 am to
quote:

went outside to condense some limbs from the tornado with my hand saw and came back and my drink was gone




How bad did you get hit? We lost a few roof tiles but just a block away there trees down everywhere and houses with collapsed roofs.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58880 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

I just found it on the dresser


Dude, stop maturating when you need glasses, blind is not as much fun.

At least you paid Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters in booze. Better trade currency.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24143 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

At least you paid Rosy Palm


Dammit, is that bitch cheating again?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 11:16 am to
quote:

How bad did you get hit?



God Almighty had my back.

had some soffit and facia that I can fix myself

insurance money for the roof is in the bank earning interest for the moment, might need a roof in a month or ten

you're in Washington County right?



I'm trying to figure out how to play the recoverable depreciation game on that other insurance company jargon

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 11:17 am to
This thread sucks, it's awful, and I blame Looney
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Cheese Grits






Just reported you to new administrator Summer of Jimbo


Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98379 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 11:45 am to
quote:

This thread sucks, it's awful, and I blame Looney

Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26182 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 12:00 pm to
I'm like two blocks North of Rogers in Little Flock. So closer to Rogers than a good chunk of Rogers. We lost a few shingles but nothing serious here. Just down the street someone had a big arse tree drop on their roof.... and despite being a 5 decades older than dirt house that looks like a stiff fart would knock it over the house shrugged it off with some paint damage. It is weird what did, and did not, get hammered in this area.

You will note that not one of the liquor stores appears to have been hit.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
9506 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

I'm trying to figure out how to play the recoverable depreciation game on that other insurance company jargon


Can only be done after work is completed.
Posted by theballguy
Between DC and Colorado
Member since Oct 2011
19250 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

I love you man, no homo



quote:

Hey,
Dude you're looking pretty swoll' have you been working out?
Uh Yeah! Why you looking?
Oh no not like that man I mean no homo
Oh no homo cool
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58880 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Just reported you to new administrator Summer of Jimbo


Don't blame me you did not go to Pine Bluff for a real woman.

Least you could have cruised Des Arc for a country mouse. Least she would know how to handle a knife to dress an animal.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 5:42 pm to
quote:



You will note that not one of the liquor stores appears to have been hit.




Yes I know. I've been to every one of them since the storm.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 5:49 pm to
Little Jerry Seinfield is my fricking hero
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43319 posts
Posted on 6/28/24 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Don't blame me you did not go to Pine Bluff for a real woman.

Least you could have cruised Des Arc for a country mouse. Least she would know how to handle a knife to dress an animal.



I've run the gambit on city girls and country girls and it's obvious who's the best.


Even though I'm from Arkansas, probably the one who impacted me most and ripped my heart out was from Greensburg, Kentucky. I don't hold animosity toward her. She did what she thought was best given the circumstances


Lord God have mercy I loved that girl
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter