re: Hogs Pen

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If you feel real adventurous I think Bottom's Up is still open. Come for the fully nude dancers, leave because of the clientele dealing drugs in the corner. Experience pure Ozark sleaze!

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This is good advice. OP needs to ask for the Slick Willy special if he visits said fine establishment.

If the dancer whips out some lube, just enjoy it. If a dude walks in, you run, and I mean fricking run for the hills!

I can't be held liable for whatever happens there.