re: Famous professional athletes/coaches you've met,ETA: not from your own favorite SEC school

Lance Armstrong: I worked at a marina on Lake Austin when I was in high school and he walked up to me while I was washing a boat. He asked me if I would wash his for boat for the summer, took me like 20 minutes each time, and he always gave me $100. He was way more pleasant than I expected.

Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker: Same place I met Lance, Westwood Country Club.

Dennis Quaid: Austin Golf Club
Luke Wilson: Austin Golf Club
Owen Wilson: Austin Golf Club
JJ Reddick: Austin Golf Club
Sergio Garcia: Austin Golf Club

Bruce Smith: I sat next to him on an airplane when I was like 12. Sadly I didn't really know who he was at the time until I looked him up later. He was so nice

Mark Cuban: Met him at a bar in Dallas during Texas/OU weekend like a decade ago. My drunk arse friend was seriously trying to pitch him business ideas and Cuban was so annoyed.

Ben Crenshaw: Met him at Austin Country Club. He's the fricking man