re: Eli Gold not returning to the radio booth

I saw Eli in a Mardi Gras parade a couple weeks ago, and nailed him with a piece of serpentine. It was windy as hell, so it came in fast as hell (honestly, fast enough i was about to apologize). I didn't even realize it was him, until he's already driven by. I probably threw it about 50 feet, which is very far.

I kinda felt bad, because he looked confused as hell. Nobody expects curly paper to move that fast, and i hit him with a bullseye across the upper chest/neck area.