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re: Why did the Tide use the Auburn team plane....
Posted on 1/13/24 at 4:40 am to one and all
Posted on 1/13/24 at 4:40 am to one and all
quote:Are ya? I have 8 aubie engineering grads that work for me and I had to help them change a car tire last week.... The jack they had was too short. They knew they needed to put boards or concrete blocks under the bottom of the jack, but didn't have any. Apparently they were never taught that books are made from wood. After letting them struggle for 30 minutes or so, I brought a piece of card board and 3 hard back technical books. Set the jack on top of the books on top of the cardboard and lifted the car. Auburn grads..
because we're smart enough to be pilots???
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Posted on 1/13/24 at 7:02 am to RollTide71
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Are ya? I have 8 aubie engineering grads that work for me and I had to help them change a car tire last week.... The jack they had was too short. They knew they needed to put boards or concrete blocks under the bottom of the jack, but didn't have any. Apparently they were never taught that books are made from wood. After letting them struggle for 30 minutes or so, I brought a piece of card board and 3 hard back technical books. Set the jack on top of the books on top of the cardboard and lifted the car. Auburn grads..
We usually leave things like changing our tires and pumping our gas to the Bama grads. They need to make a living too.
Posted on 1/14/24 at 6:38 am to RollTide71
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Are ya? I have 8 aubie engineering grads that work for me and I had to help them change a car tire last week.... The jack they had was too short. They knew they needed to put boards or concrete blocks under the bottom of the jack, but didn't have any. Apparently they were never taught that books are made from wood. After letting them struggle for 30 minutes or so, I brought a piece of card board and 3 hard back technical books. Set the jack on top of the books on top of the cardboard and lifted the car. Auburn grads..
I know a bama grad who can’t spell his own name…
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:55 am to RollTide71
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I have 8 aubie engineering grads that work for me and I had to help them change a car tire last week.... The jack they had was too short. They knew they needed to put boards or concrete blocks under the bottom of the jack, but didn't have any. Apparently they were never taught that books are made from wood. After letting them struggle for 30 minutes or so, I brought a piece of card board and 3 hard back technical books. Set the jack on top of the books on top of the cardboard and lifted the car. Auburn grads..
This 100% did not happen.
Posted on 1/14/24 at 10:17 am to RollTide71
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I brought a piece of card board and 3 hard back technical books. Set the jack on top of the books on top of the cardboard and lifted the car. Auburn grads..
And they stood back and said “tricked him again”
Posted on 1/14/24 at 10:23 am to RollTide71
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I have 8 aubie engineering grads that work for me and I had to help them change a car tire last week.
You suck at hiring then.
Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:05 am to RollTide71
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I have 8 aubie engineering grads that work for me and I had to help them change a car tire last week
No, you don't. Auburn engineering grads don't work at McDonald's.
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