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re: tOfficial 2023 Egg Bowl Hate Week Thread
Posted on 11/20/23 at 12:00 pm to PickupAutist
Posted on 11/20/23 at 12:00 pm to PickupAutist
Three guys are walking down the road and realize they are passing the headquarters of the Guiness Book of World Records. The first guy says I bet I have the biggest nose ever. He goes in and comes out five minutes later with a certificate. The second guy says I bet I have the biggest feet ever. He goes in and comes out five minutes later with a certificate. The third guy says I bet I have the smallest cock in the world. He goes in and comes out five minutes later and says "Who the frick is Tornado Alley?”
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Posted on 11/20/23 at 12:09 pm to BobLeeDagger
An Engineer from LSU dug down 10 feet and found a sophisticated network of wires and cables. He determined 100 years ago that Baton Rouge had a network of sophisticated communications.
Not to be outdone, an Engineer from MSU dug down 20 feet and found a similar network of wires and cables. He determined that Starkville had built a sophisticated communications network 200 years ago.
Upset at the findings of his two rivals, an Ole Miss law grad dug down 30 feet and found nothing. He determined they were intellectually superior and had already gone wireless 300 years ago
Not to be outdone, an Engineer from MSU dug down 20 feet and found a similar network of wires and cables. He determined that Starkville had built a sophisticated communications network 200 years ago.
Upset at the findings of his two rivals, an Ole Miss law grad dug down 30 feet and found nothing. He determined they were intellectually superior and had already gone wireless 300 years ago
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