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Florida Man games will feature beer belly wrestling and 'evading arrest' obstacle course

Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:34 pm
Posted by Tasty Thrill
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Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:34 pm
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ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. (AP) — It ain’t the Olympics, but a group of Floridians plan to host competitions themed according to the collective antics of the beer-loving, gator-possessing, rap-sheet heavy, mullet-wearing social media phenomenon known as “Florida Man.”

Organizers of the “Florida Man Games” describe the competition as “the most insane athletic showdown on Earth.” The games will poke fun at Florida’s reputation for producing strange news stories involving guns, drugs, booze and reptiles — or some combination of the four.

Among the contests planned for next February in St. Augustine, Florida, according to organizers, are the Evading Arrest Obstacle Course in which contestants jump over fences and through yards while being chased by real police officers; the Category 5 Cash Grab in which participants try to grab as much money in a wind-blowing booth; and the self-explanatory beer-belly wrestling.


First Ever Florida Man Games

Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7666 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 11:46 pm to
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Evading Arrest Obstacle Course

I cackled
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1258 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 2:16 am to
DUUUUUUUUUUUU
VALLLLLLLLLL
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3787 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 7:50 am to
Old ESPN would have televised this for all of us to enjoy. Definitely more action than COPS and On Patrol Live.
Posted by Leopold
Columbia
Member since Sep 2013
1070 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 6:17 pm to
Good on them for laughing at themselves. Senses of humor are a rare thing in this world sometimes
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