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Arkansas will go bowling.
Posted on 10/13/23 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 10/13/23 at 2:28 pm
They're a good team that has had some tough breaks and a tough schedule thus far. After this week, things get significantly more manageable. I could see the Hogs winning out after tomorrow.
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Posted on 10/13/23 at 2:36 pm to FootballFrenzy
Don’t take our new coaching search away from us. We’ve already got the target list whittled down too far to go back now.
Posted on 10/13/23 at 2:43 pm to FootballFrenzy
Honestly thought this was the setup for an insulting "insert name of bowling alley" troll job.
I may have been here too long.
I may have been here too long.
Posted on 10/13/23 at 2:52 pm to LouisvilleKat
Yeah, me too...
We have already narrowed our coaching search down to just a few folks.
Saban is looking for a fanbase that appreciates his mastery. He is sick of the Bama tongue lashing. So... he is among our top 10.
Kiffin has called our AD and apologized about the MOU last time, threw his agent under the bus. But, honestly we aren't interested...
Jimbo called... We were unavailable...just like his wife...
Freeze called, we immediately hid our young daughters, wives, concubines, prostitutes, etal...
Drink has sent word via a Sith Lord... We sent a message back via billboard on Columbia avenue with the sweet message of FU!
At this point, we may be stuck with Saban!
We have already narrowed our coaching search down to just a few folks.
Saban is looking for a fanbase that appreciates his mastery. He is sick of the Bama tongue lashing. So... he is among our top 10.
Kiffin has called our AD and apologized about the MOU last time, threw his agent under the bus. But, honestly we aren't interested...
Jimbo called... We were unavailable...just like his wife...
Freeze called, we immediately hid our young daughters, wives, concubines, prostitutes, etal...
Drink has sent word via a Sith Lord... We sent a message back via billboard on Columbia avenue with the sweet message of FU!
At this point, we may be stuck with Saban!
Posted on 10/13/23 at 2:57 pm to Razorback Reverend
I planned on making it a bowling alley joke but no my plans were foiled. If it wasn’t for that meddling Kentucky fan… 
Posted on 10/13/23 at 3:25 pm to piggilicious
Kentucky always takes away the friction. Just completely anti-climatic of them. They must be Jelly! 
Posted on 10/13/23 at 3:25 pm to FootballFrenzy
Their head football coach has huge tits.
Posted on 10/13/23 at 3:41 pm to TheBestYouKnow
thanks for noticing, I am more of an azz man myself... and prefer it to be a lady.. but to each their own! Congrats on the great find!
Posted on 10/13/23 at 3:42 pm to Razorback Reverend
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I am more of an azz man myself... and prefer it to be a lady
Prefer a lady, but open to a man?
Posted on 10/13/23 at 4:23 pm to TheCheshireHog
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Don’t take our new coaching search away from us. We’ve already got the target list whittled down too far to go back now.
I think there is a good chance the Hogs end the season with 6 game winning streak. Road win against UF and home against Mizzou. If Jefferson and Sanders play in a bowl game that leaves you with a 8-5 record with a bad lose to BYU. Pittman is at Arkansas another year.
This post was edited on 10/13/23 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 10/13/23 at 4:27 pm to TheBestYouKnow
not at all... Your the one fixated on Tittmans pits...Err... I mean Pittmans tits
Posted on 10/13/23 at 4:29 pm to MizzouBS
I know this is all about trolling, but there is no way in .... that we beat Mizzou, and Florida.
We have the talent, but we evidently lack coaching period. It's ok though. I think we should disband our football team and rock it all into basketball and baseball.
Ranked in the top 20 continually there. WPS!
Posted on 10/13/23 at 4:30 pm to FootballFrenzy
I think they will play missouri in the “battle line rivalry” for a chance at a 6th win
Posted on 10/13/23 at 4:31 pm to Razorback Reverend
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not at all... Your the one fixated on Tittmans pits...Err... I mean Pittmans tits
And it created an account just to post that, pretty gay…
Posted on 10/13/23 at 4:31 pm to FootballFrenzy
frick Off Faggie
Posted on 10/13/23 at 4:52 pm to FootballFrenzy
Yea the alley in Fayetteville
Posted on 10/13/23 at 5:34 pm to Jrv2damac
Kansas needs to step it up and get Mizzou back as rivals so they’ll stop annoying us.
Posted on 10/13/23 at 5:38 pm to FootballFrenzy
Maybe at the VFW Bowling alley
Posted on 10/13/23 at 5:48 pm to Lord of the Hogs
Blame them
Posted on 10/13/23 at 6:03 pm to FootballFrenzy
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Arkansas will go bowling.
No doubt. Good for them. I hope Mizzou will too !
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