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Another classic happening down on the plains

Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:00 pm
Posted by WhiskeyRiverBlues
In my boat down on the river
Member since Aug 2023
2714 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:00 pm
Wtf is going on in Auburn?

This is like stuff that goes on in Atlanta rolled up into one shitty tiny little cow pasture or something.

A woman walking not so early in the morning near AU campus was attacked:

Woman assaulted while walking at 8 am

This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 3:03 pm
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
46603 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

WRBL is checking with Auburn Police to see if this incident is related to two separate attacks on women along Samford Avenue back on Wednesday, August 23, 2023, where the assailant was hiding in a bush and jumping out to attack the women.


What the furk? Jumping out of the bushes.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6205 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:06 pm to
It's still summer. Dindus still scrambling around like roaches.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19867 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

It's still summer. Dindus still scrambling around like roaches.

Where do they winter at
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6205 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:13 pm to
Grandma or baby mama crib till it warms back up.
Posted by WhiskeyRiverBlues
In my boat down on the river
Member since Aug 2023
2714 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:14 pm to
Must be a meth head I'm guessing.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19867 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Grandma or baby mama crib till it warms back up.

I think they stay rent free in your mind
Posted by MrLahey
The Salty Ham
Member since Dec 2013
1100 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:31 pm to
You registered last month and have 550 posts. Post less. This one is low energy.
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7297 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

You registered last month and have 550 posts

At the end of last month too (8/29).

So basically two weeks.
Posted by WhiskeyRiverBlues
In my boat down on the river
Member since Aug 2023
2714 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:50 pm to
Poor little aubie getting embarrassed. This a real event that just happened. Suck it up buttercup.
This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 3:51 pm
Posted by MrLahey
The Salty Ham
Member since Dec 2013
1100 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:04 pm to
Bad shite happens everywhere. Without looking it up, I can guarantee more violent crime happens per capita in Knoxville.

Don't throw stones from a glass house
Posted by WhiskeyRiverBlues
In my boat down on the river
Member since Aug 2023
2714 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:08 pm to
Knoxville has well over twice the population of Auburn but yeah bad stuff happens everywhere.

I only noticed this when i was searching fir the other guy who beat the guy on the ground after he was unconscious and slammed the girl onto the concrete. Was surprised to see this story breaking as well.
This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 4:10 pm
Posted by TheRealTigerHorn
Member since Jun 2023
199 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Poor little aubie getting embarrassed. This a real event that just happened. Suck it up buttercup.


It's news in Auburn because it never happens there. Unlike the shitehole your vols are located in:

"With a crime rate of 49 per one thousand residents, Knoxville has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 20."

bammers - don't make me post Tuscaloosa stats, you won't like 'em, even with the non-arrests of prominent athletes for participating in or enabling violent crime.
Posted by TiggerWoods
Auburn
Member since Nov 2010
4175 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:28 pm to
He wasn't a meth head, the witness description is that of one more liekly to be a crack head
Posted by WhiskeyRiverBlues
In my boat down on the river
Member since Aug 2023
2714 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:29 pm to
Knoxville is pretty safe to say the least.

I have walked around alone very frequently past midnight and have never once been mnr felt threatened besides maybe some dumb college kids who had too much to drink every once in a while.

It's hardly metro Atlanta nor Baton Rouge like depicted by those stats though.

Auburn is a boring shite hole with absolutely nothing to do. At least it could be safe at least ffs.
This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 4:36 pm
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
55785 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:31 pm to
Sounds to me like he was trying to steal
Some pussy, when did that become third degree attempted robbery?
Posted by Jasharts77
Knoxville
Member since Nov 2019
834 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:39 pm to
Easy and. It's a plan as the nose on your face. These people don't want to be your friend. They want what they have been told you stole from them and with a IQ of a pencil they only know violence. Your kids are being hunted and you have no cardio to keep the distance, you have no physical training at all. You think for some reason the police is coming to save you. Put the cokes and cakes down and start your 8 count bodybuilders. Ask for help at your local boxing gym,( you have to learn how to strike ) you'll meet people that do want to be your friend and together you harding your steel. Or you sooner or later will become a victim or your kids But your,right I'm just a know it all on the flipping football forum.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6205 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 6:31 pm to
I recently moved to a gentrifying area. They are literally around here living rent free.
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13942 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 6:40 pm to
I actually stepped into a murder scene at the old copper cellar off Cumberland ave in Knoxville a few years back
This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 7:33 pm
Posted by MrLahey
The Salty Ham
Member since Dec 2013
1100 posts
Posted on 9/12/23 at 6:48 pm to
My best friend (male) was roofied at tin roof in Knoxville in 2013
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